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    It all worked out coincidentally that as Monster #1 was arriving in Atlanta that I was receiving a well placed return volley at the Hazel Green Roll Tide Church. The determination has been made by me already that Tony from Off Hiatus is going to be a tough nut. Styles make fights and I think we have a perfect clash on our hands.

    I have long thought that any life situation could be explained with 80's LJN WWF Toys. Here we go..

    Tony is an excellent planner, I can tell this already. He develops a plan and then executes. I.E. Excellence of Execution:
    His packages pick a weak spot and apply the pressure like a sharpshooter
    He starts with a couple of cool Cardinals Relics
    and another
    Then he delivers a Cardinal for the Auto Project
    This where the excellence starts to kick in
    I'm pretty sure I've mentioned my affinity for Jake the Snake before
    so Tony hits me
    again
    and again

    Tony is a true technician. He might have the nickname "Ace" or the "Mechanic"
    A tough customer who has all the moves and knows all his opponents weak spots
    Roll Tide History!
    A sweet Auto with a foil misprint right there on Faulkners mug
    Gone too soon DT58
    Some Crimson Offense
    Some Tide Defense
    A sweet relic
    Another auto...I'm almost confident that I didn't have Galloway!
    Now onto the baseball portion of our program
    A Cormier and a quartet of Hibbards
    A hodgepodge of Hobsons
    and more Hobsons
    Randy Hunt-A Tider??? Who Knew??? Tony knew
    A menagerie of Magadans
    He sacrificed the Nelsons from his Brewers
    Mr. Robertson's neighborhood
    Shiny and Mini Rutledge
    Gday mate
    Now we are getting into the dark side of the technician-the devious research
    Tony is the kind of technical wrestler that isn't afraid to wear a fake cast for years just to gain an advantage
    Mike Twardoski???Who???
    Marv Breeding?? From my born and raised hometown of Decatur???

    That's some great stuff Tony. But here's where the clash in styles comes into play. You are a Hitman Hart or an Ace Orton...These guys are more my style:



    If Bundy were here he would tell you that I'm going to demand the five count

    The Gang would let you know that sheer force is how JBF rolls...You are digging out from Monster 1 but Monster 2 is already on the way.

    #warishell #sixmonsters

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