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  • Signs Can Be Funny Too

    Spotted in a toilet of a London (UK) office:
    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

    In a Laundromat:
    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

    In a London department store:
    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

    In an office:
    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

    Outside a secondhand shop:
    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

    Notice in health food shop window:
    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

    Seen during a conference:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

    Notice in a field:
    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

    On a repair shop door:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
    Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

    I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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    In my hometown I seen a dry cleaning shop sign

    dry cleaning in 30 minutes drop your pants here! wish I had a camera for that one.
    Collecting Steelers and Nonsports Cards

    George

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    • #3
      In chicago there is a hot dog shop that has T-Shirts in the window that say "I conquered the big wiener!"

      I made this exclusively for CCW ^^^
      >>>>I DO NOT HAVE A BECKETT or BECKETT BOOK, DO NOT ASK ME THE BVS OF MY CARDS<<<<
      Bucket

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      • #4
        LOL! Thanks for sharing.

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        • #5
          I love the Subway scrabble things

          INSTANT WINNER!

          Not an instant winner

          lol cracks me up everytime
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          • #6
            Bunghole Liquor and Spirits

            best sign Ive ever see

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