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    1. I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

    2. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves. I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.

    3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because .... they are very good company. I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

    4. I don't disturb cobwebs because . I want every creature to have a home of their own and hubby loves spiders.

    5. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

    6. I don't plant a garden because ... I don't want to get in God's way. He is an excellent designer.

    7. I don't put things away because ... my husband will never be able to find them again.

    8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

    9. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

    10. I don't stress much on anything because ...

    "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

    Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

    I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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      OMG! For a minute there I thought you were interviewing my wife!