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    A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

    The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an overweight older lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

    They continued to watch until it reached the last number. and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

    Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

    The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....

    'Go get your Mother'

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      Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

      I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.


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        Check out my bucket

        Collect: Andre Ethier | Rafael Furcal | Ryan Braun

        Soft Sleeve
        Padded Envelope (In black sharpie: Do NOT Bend on Envelope)

        Happy trading!


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          Lmao too funny. Used to live near a bunch of Amish, and can see this truly happening.
          Collecting Colts and attempting super collector status with Marcus Easley

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            This one has been posted here before.

            The main items Im looking to trade for are
            Baseball HOFers Autos I need
            Orioles Autos I need
            Baseball HOFers GU I need
            Orioles GU I need
            Vintage Orioles I need 1950s through 1970
            However other offers will be considered