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    Artery -- Study of paintings
    Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
    Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
    Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
    Caesarean section -- District in Rome
    Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
    Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
    Colic -- Sheep dog
    Coma -- A punctuation mark
    Congenital -- Friendly
    D&C -- Where Washington is
    Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
    Dilate -- To live long
    Enema -- Not a friend
    Fester -- Quicker
    Fibula -- A small lie
    G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
    Grippe -- Suitcase
    Hangnail -- Coathook
    Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
    Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
    Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
    Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
    Morbid -- Higher offer
    Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
    Node -- Was aware of
    Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
    Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
    Post operative -- Letter carrier
    Protein -- Favoring young people
    Rectum -- It almost killed him
    Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
    Rheumatic -- Amorous
    Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
    Secretion -- Hiding anything
    Seizure -- Roman emperor
    Serology -- Study of knighthood
    Tablet -- Small table
    Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
    Tibia -- Country in North Africa
    Tumor -- An extra pair
    Urine -- Opposite of you're out
    Varicose -- Located nearby
    Vein -- Conceited

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