That old guy better hope and pray that his wife, Satan's sister, NEVER gets wind of what he said. If she gets the info. on what he said he might wish he'd be with Satan. In other words guys, be very careful about what you say (especially about your wife/girl friend).
Thanks for sharing this one.
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Devil in the Church
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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