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    1) The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous

    2) Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers

    3) If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

    4) There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams

    5) A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings

    6) We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam

    7) Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud

    8) I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner

    9) A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. -Robert Benchley

    10) Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. -Dave Barry

    11) Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones

    12) If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown

    13) My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein

    14) Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler

    15) Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein

    16) Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

    17) Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. -Dave Miliman

    18) If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain

    19) Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras

    20) If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. -Phil Pastoret

    21) My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am. -- an OleHoss

    So true on many of these
    Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

    I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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      THANKS, some of those are TRUE.

      The main items Im looking to trade for are
      Baseball HOFers Autos I need
      Orioles Autos I need
      Baseball HOFers GU I need
      Orioles GU I need
      Vintage Orioles I need 1950s through 1970
      However other offers will be considered


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        this makes me want to go pet all my dogs lol...