Always Bring the Fingers

[key2win]

[thebighurt035]

A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."


The injured man repies, "But I don't have the fingers!"
"Why didn't you bring them?" the doctor asks. The injured man responds, "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."