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    ...your father walks you to the fifth grade, because you are both in the same class....

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    "You Might be a Redneck If..."

    ...You've ever used a bathtub as a punch bowl.

    ...You broke a toe when you dropped your belt buckle on it.

    ...You've ever worn flip-flops to a funeral home.

    ...You have visitation rights to a dog.

    ...You continue to show your cleavage years after anyone wants to see it.

    ...You can't remember where your lawn mower is.

    ...You've ever flirted over a drive-thru window speaker.

    ...You've ever picked birdshot out of your fried chicken.

    ...You've ever told a bill collector you were dead.

    ...You named each of your children after the car they were conceived in.

    ...Your voice changed while you were in the second grade

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