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    These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...

    "IT'S A GUY THING"

    Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

    "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

    Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

    "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" XXXXX Yup, its true

    Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

    "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

    Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

    "TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD." XXXXX Love this one

    Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

    "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." XXXXXX Oh boy,how true

    Translated: "Are you still talking?"

    "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

    Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."

    "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

    Translated: "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

    "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

    Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

    "I CAN'T FIND IT."

    Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

    "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

    Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

    "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

    Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."

    "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."

    Translated: "I make the messes; she cleans them up."

    Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

    I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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      Haha, Very nice, especially the last one

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