Signs You're "All Grown-Up Now"

[thebighurt035]

-- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

-- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

-- You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

-- You watch the Weather Channel.

-- Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

-- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

-- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

-- You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

-- You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

-- Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

-- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

-- You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

-- Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.

-- A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

-- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

-- 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

-- You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

-- You read this entire list, looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you, but, can't find one to save your life.

[SportsCardSeller]

Only ones that apply to this 15 year old are :

-- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

-- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

-- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
-- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

-- You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

[thebighurt035]

The ones that apply to this 48 year old are:

You keep more food than beer in the fridge

A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. (when I m too lazy to pullout the couch bed,lol)

You watch the Weather Channel (Yes I do) lol

[JesRey]

haha nice

These apply to me:
-- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

-- You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

[key2win]

LOL! Thanks for the laughs Roy!

[sportyryan101]

These apply to me:
-- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
-- You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
-- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
-- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

[gladdyontherise]

17 year old here

-- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

-- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

-- You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

-- You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

-- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

-- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

[Dlong1]

I don't know which ones apply for me until I get a magnifing glass to read them.

Dan

[Sports Collector]

^lol^

-- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

-- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

-- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

[thebighurt035]

17 year old here

-- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

-- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

-- You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

-- You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

-- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

-- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

HAHA,
you would be calling the police on me then when I have my stereo blasting you old fart at 17.

[thebighurt035]

I don't know which ones apply for me until I get a magnifing glass to read them.

Dan

I have my reading glasses

[gsj68]

im 40 and.....


-- You hear your favorite song on an elevator. (happens all the time)

-- Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. (yep)

-- You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (nope,still a metal head)

-- You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.(dont eat any fast food anymore)

-- Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. (sure did)

-- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. (everything makes my back hurt,heck everything just hurts)

-- You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. (allways did this)

[Truffleshuffle03]

This one appliest to me ever since I moved into this apartment I seem to get the people next door that there parties start at 3am although don;t call police but go to apartment offices ...the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.