I'm so old.....

[ranbethscards]

A friend of mine from school (way back when) posted this on Facebook on his birthday:

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I'm so old, the candles on my birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.

I'm so old, when I was a kid rainbows were black and white.

I'm so old, I sat next to Jesus in school.

I'm are so old, I walked into an antique shop and they sold me.

I'm so old, my birth-certificate expired.

I'm so old, if I acted my age, I'd die.

[key2win]

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