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    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
    Been living with for the last 40 years.

    The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words
    That were used to put the curse on you.'

    The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

    A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room,
    Took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife
    At all.'

    'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really
    Good with the kids.'


    Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values.

    Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'

    Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'

    A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my
    Intelligence come from?'

    The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother,
    'Cause I still have mine.'

    Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

    'How was he killed?' asked one detective.

    'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.

    'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'

    'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'


    The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap
    Of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by
    Even more thunder rumbling in the distance ...
    The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's There'


    Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'

    Joe: 'Really?'

    Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.'

    Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

    I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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    Like the jokes!!!


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        Good ones Roy. However, be on the guard. Some members around here might think the 1st one could be related to you since you hit 5-0 yesterday. Just kidding. THANKS for the jokes. Have a good day.

        The main items Im looking to trade for are
        Baseball HOFers Autos I need
        Orioles Autos I need
        Baseball HOFers GU I need
        Orioles GU I need
        Vintage Orioles I need 1950s through 1970
        However other offers will be considered


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