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  • Ponderings for Idle Moments

    - Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

    - Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

    - How come abbreviated is such a long word?

    - If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

    - Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

    - Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

    - Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

    - If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

    - When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

    - Do fish get cramps after eating?

    Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

    I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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    Being Asian and working at a bank, I find these 2 hilarious.

    Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

    Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Answer - banks need to make money too

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