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  • Amazing, simple home remedies:

    1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

    2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

    3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be too afraid to cough.

    6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
    8. If you’re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.




    Thought for the day:

    Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when they're pushed down the stairs

    Some additional advice:Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and sleeping pills on the same night.
    Last edited by thebighurt035; 04-25-2011, 12:09 AM.
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      If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
      it's true! it's true!
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      • #4
        Great stuff right there LOL

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          awesome stuff
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          • #6
            lol funny stuff... and sadly TRUE lol

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