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A Irishman and a German are the only survivors of a plane crash on an island. They are walking around looking for food when the German finds a bottle. He rubs it and a genie appears.
The genie says, "I will grant each of you one wish. But, I must warn you, anything you choose, the other man gets twice as much of."
The German goes first. He says "I'll have a glass of Dortmunder Pilsner Beer. That way that Irish bastard will get two glasses of it, and see what a real beer tastes like.
So the genie nods, and suddenly the German is holding a glass of fine German beer, and Irishman is holding two glasses of the same beer. The German says "Now taste a real beer, not that Guinness sewage!"
The genie then turns to the Irishman and says "Now it's your turn, but remember the German will get twice what you wish for."
The Irishman says "Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
The genie says, "I will grant each of you one wish. But, I must warn you, anything you choose, the other man gets twice as much of."
The German goes first. He says "I'll have a glass of Dortmunder Pilsner Beer. That way that Irish bastard will get two glasses of it, and see what a real beer tastes like.
So the genie nods, and suddenly the German is holding a glass of fine German beer, and Irishman is holding two glasses of the same beer. The German says "Now taste a real beer, not that Guinness sewage!"
The genie then turns to the Irishman and says "Now it's your turn, but remember the German will get twice what you wish for."
The Irishman says "Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
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