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    As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it.

    For 50 years Uncle Jack left the box alone, until Aunt Edna was old and dying.

    One day when he was putting their affairs in order, he found the box again and thought it might hold something important.

    Opening it, he found two doilies and $82,500 in cash. He took the box to her and asked about the contents. "My mother gave me that box the day we married," she explained. "She told me to make a doily to help ease my frustrations every time I got mad at you."

    Uncle Jack was very touched that in 50 years she'd only been mad at him twice.

    "What's the $82,500 for?" he asked.

    "Oh, well that's the money I've made selling the doilies."


    Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

    I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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      Well at least she sold them, and left the money for him. Even though she got mad at him many many many times she did leave a good amount of money to help him once she departed from this life. How many MAD wives have done such a nice thing ????????

      The main items Im looking to trade for are
      Baseball HOFers Autos I need
      Orioles Autos I need
      Baseball HOFers GU I need
      Orioles GU I need
      Vintage Orioles I need 1950s through 1970
      However other offers will be considered

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        Originally posted by OriolesFan View Post
        Well at least she sold them, and left the money for him. Even though she got mad at him many many many times she did leave a good amount of money to help him once she departed from this life. How many MAD wives have done such a nice thing ????????

        Not a one Rodney,not a one,lol
        Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

        I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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