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    A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

    The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"

    The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"

    The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!"

    This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And, ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

    The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!"

    The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"

    "Ohh, that!", replies the blonde, "I was just running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'"

    Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

    I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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    Well at least she had a system that she could use to answer each question. It's definitely much better than someone sitting there and going "UHHHHHHHHHHH????" and scratching his/her head.

    The main items Im looking to trade for are
    Baseball HOFers Autos I need
    Orioles Autos I need
    Baseball HOFers GU I need
    Orioles GU I need
    Vintage Orioles I need 1950s through 1970
    However other offers will be considered


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      • #4
        Currently looking for:
        Football: The Gronk!
        Basketball: Dennis Rodman, Scottie Pippen, & Michael Jordan, 90's refractors or #rd stuff, Damon Stoudamire, Penny, etc.
        Baseball: Paul Goldschmidt & Mike Trout
        + HOFer slab bed or raw.

        Collecting University of Arizona current and Alum players!!!
        Go Cats!!!

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