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    Tina was on her deathbed, with her husband Mike at her side. He held her cold hand as silent tears streamed down his face.

    "Mike," she said weakly.

    "Hush my darling," he interrupted, "don't talk, save your strength."

    But she insisted, "Mike, before I die, there's something that I have to confess."

    "There is nothing to confess," said the weeping husband. "It's all right. Everything's all right."

    "No, no. I must die in peace. I must confess that I have been unfaithful to you."

    He stroked her hand, "Now, Tina, don't be concerned. I know all about it."

    "You do?" she gasped.

    "Sure darling, why else would I poison you?"

    Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

    I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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    Currently looking for:
    Football: The Gronk!
    Basketball: Dennis Rodman, Scottie Pippen, & Michael Jordan, 90's refractors or #rd stuff, Damon Stoudamire, Penny, etc.
    Baseball: Paul Goldschmidt & Mike Trout
    + HOFer slab bed or raw.

    Collecting University of Arizona current and Alum players!!!
    Go Cats!!!

    Trade page:


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      Now that joke was a killer !!!!!!!

      The main items Im looking to trade for are
      Baseball HOFers Autos I need
      Orioles Autos I need
      Baseball HOFers GU I need
      Orioles GU I need
      Vintage Orioles I need 1950s through 1970
      However other offers will be considered


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