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    Age Quotes
    I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
    Bob Hope

    As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
    Sir Norman Wisdom

    Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too too late.
    Mike Tyson

    You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
    John Mendoza

    As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
    Robert Quillen

    People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.
    Geoffrey Parfitt

  • #2
    Tyson joke was the best of the bunch.


    • #3
      And unfortunately some people, for some reason, appear to by-pass "smart" altogether.

      The main items Im looking to trade for are
      Baseball HOFers Autos I need
      Orioles Autos I need
      Baseball HOFers GU I need
      Orioles GU I need
      Vintage Orioles I need 1950s through 1970
      However other offers will be considered