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    In a small town, there were two brothers who, over the course of many years, cheated, swindled, robbed and generally stole from everyone that they ever did business with.

    The entire town and surrounding community reviled and despised these two brothers as everyone was aware of just how disreputable and dishonest they were.

    One day, one of the brothers mysteriously died.

    Although they had never attended church, the one remaining brother went to the local pastor and offered vast sums of money if he would come to the funeral and say the appropriate words, AND, a large bonus, but ONLY if he would - during the course of the eulogy -refer to his brother as "a Saint."

    The pastor was troubled by the request, however, it was a very poor church and the church desperately needed repairs.

    The Parishioners had heard about the pastor's dilemma and were curious as to what he would do.

    The Funeral began, the church was packed, and the pastor started with the usual prayers and followed the rites and traditions as required by the churches teachings. In closing, after referring to the man in the box, he paused and turned to face the remaining brother.

    He began, "As you all know, the departed was an awful individual who robbed, cheated, swindled and stole from everyone he ever did business with.

    However, compared to his Brother, he was - "a Saint!"

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    And soon thereafter the other brother died of an immediate mass heart attack, because that wasn't what he was expecting.

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