Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Murphy's Real Laws, Part I

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Murphy's Real Laws, Part I

    1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

    2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

    4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

    6.I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

    7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

    8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

    9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

    10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

    11. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.

    12. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the "Juneflower."

    13. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

    14. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

    15. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

    16. Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.

    17. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
    Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

    I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

  • #2


    4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    Comment


    • #3
      9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
      My complete want list.
      http://sportscardfun.com/trader/dak.asp

      Comment


      • #4
        haha I love the last one!
        sigpic

        Comment


        • #5
          lol pretty funny
          Looking for Stephen Curry, Jonas Jerebko, Chad Jenkins, Lions Rookies, Tigers, Pistons
          sigpic

          Comment


          • #6
            THANKS for the laughs.

            The main items Im looking to trade for are
            Baseball HOFers Autos I need
            Orioles Autos I need
            Baseball HOFers GU I need
            Orioles GU I need
            Vintage Orioles I need 1950s through 1970
            However other offers will be considered

            Comment

            Working...
            X