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Q: What's the difference between a flea and a coyote?
A: One howls on the prairie and one prowls on the hairy.
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: Let's meet up in the corner.
Q: How come seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they live by the bay, they'd be bagels!
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: 'Cause their horns don't work.
Q: Why did the man driving the train get struck by lightning?
A: He was a good conductor.
Q: What do vegetarian zombies say?
A: GRAINS!
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: One goes, WHACK! "Darn!" And the other goes "Darn," WHACK!
Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q2: What's black and white and laughing?
A2: The penguin that pushed him.
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
A: One howls on the prairie and one prowls on the hairy.
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: Let's meet up in the corner.
Q: How come seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they live by the bay, they'd be bagels!
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: 'Cause their horns don't work.
Q: Why did the man driving the train get struck by lightning?
A: He was a good conductor.
Q: What do vegetarian zombies say?
A: GRAINS!
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: One goes, WHACK! "Darn!" And the other goes "Darn," WHACK!
Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q2: What's black and white and laughing?
A2: The penguin that pushed him.
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
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