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    Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

    If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

    Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the empty gun is thrown at him?

    When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

    Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?

    After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you idiot?"

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

    Very interesting.
    Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

    I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

  • #2
    interesting

    is your mind so warped that you can't find better questions to try and answer?
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    • #3
      try this one

      a horse, cow and sheep Can eat grass in the same field all day but when they poop it all comes out different, green in and special out why? digestive systems don't chaange what they ate
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      • #4
        Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


        That's totally me lol.
        "The good kid from the mad city, holding a cereal box instead of a glock"

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        • #5
          one more

          if cabbage is cabbage
          & lettuce is lettuce
          whats a pea?

          a relief?
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          • #6
            Originally posted by bobdabench View Post
            if cabbage is cabbage
            & lettuce is lettuce
            whats a pea?

            a relief?

            ,,,,,,,,
            Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

            I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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            • #7
              Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
              &
              Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

              Thats me right there ..... lol
              Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

              I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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              • #8
                one more for thought

                3 old holes were lying in bed drinking mad dog wine
                the topic of the subject was is yours as big as mine
                the 1st old hole stood up and said
                mine's as big as the sea ships float in and ships float out they never bother me
                2nd old hole stood up and sai mine's as big as the air planes fly in and fly out they never bother me
                3rd old hold stood up and said mine's as big as the moon a dick can go in, around january and wont come out to june

                what were they talking about?

                their dreams
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