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    Supposedly, these classified ads appeared in the New York Times:

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.

    FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL, 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.

    FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.

    GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

    FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT ... BEEN OUT AWHILE .. BETTER BE A REWARD.

    SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

    NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.

    GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

    NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

    OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.

    (AND THE BEST ONE) . .

    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - no longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
    Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

    I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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    Originally posted by thebighurt035 View Post
    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - no longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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