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    Quick Blonde Jokes

    Q: Why did the blonde keep putting quarters in the soda vending machine?

    A: Because she thought she was winning.

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    Q: Why did the blonde take 16 friends to the movies?

    A: Under 17 not admitted!

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    Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days?

    A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.



    Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

    I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.
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    • #3
      ^^^^^what he said^^^^^
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      * US Army 1985-93 DAV *

      My name is Tom, I use dc, padded envelope please do the same. I trade by bk value, not ebay sell value.

      I COLLECT TOPPS BASEBALL, SOME VIKINGS AND ANYTHING NEEDED FOR MY STORE.

      If I have never traded with you I will ask if you ship first.

      I ship on Friday and Saturday.

      Stained glass on the left we make.

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      • #4
        Good ones. However, mathematically the answer to #3 is incorrect. 3 1/2 days equals 84 hours. The blonde weighs 125 pounds. It takes 1/2 hour per pound. Going by her weight that should be 62 1/2 hours, not 84 hours. So, it would be two days + 14 1/2 hours.

        The main items Im looking to trade for are
        Baseball HOFers Autos I need
        Orioles Autos I need
        Baseball HOFers GU I need
        Orioles GU I need
        Vintage Orioles I need 1950s through 1970
        However other offers will be considered

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        • #5

          It's funny no matter how you do the math.

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