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    A couple of retired MLB players were sitting around talking and came upon the idea of whether there was baseball in heaven. They decided that whoever died first would come back and tell the other one whether or not there was baseball in heaven.

    A few months later, one of the gentlemen passed away. He came back to his buddy and told him, "I've got good news and bad news. Yes, the good news is there is baseball in heaven. The bad news is that you are scheduled to pitch on Thursday."
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    The "bad news" is twice as "good" as the "good news": (1)he'll be in Heaven, instead of Hell AND (2) he's good enough to be the starting pitcher. What could have been better?

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