Heard this on the radio and had to share....
A man was driving down the road with his wife, when they noticed a young lady standing next to her car at the side of the road.
The wife tells the man to pull over and see if the young lady needs help.
As they slow down, and pull off to the side of the road, the man notices that the young lady has a flat tire.
The man gets out of his car, approaches the young lady, exchanges a few words, then runs back to his car, gets in and pulls away.
The man's wife ask "What are you doing? I thought you were going to help that young lady!"
The man replied "I was going to help her, but I noticed she had three toes missing!"
The man's wife ask "So? What's the problem with that?"
And the man answers "Honey, you know I am lactose intolerance (lack toes intolerance)!."
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A man was driving down the road with his wife, when they noticed a young lady standing next to her car at the side of the road.
The wife tells the man to pull over and see if the young lady needs help.
As they slow down, and pull off to the side of the road, the man notices that the young lady has a flat tire.
The man gets out of his car, approaches the young lady, exchanges a few words, then runs back to his car, gets in and pulls away.
The man's wife ask "What are you doing? I thought you were going to help that young lady!"
The man replied "I was going to help her, but I noticed she had three toes missing!"
The man's wife ask "So? What's the problem with that?"
And the man answers "Honey, you know I am lactose intolerance (lack toes intolerance)!."
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