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    TNA Impact Results
    March 31st, 2011


    In the arena Mr. Anderson's music hits and he drags Earl Hebner down to the ring as Tenay says that they found that Sting wasn't the one who rang the bell last week in the #1 Contenders Match. Anderson says he and Hebner are going to have a little discussion and he tells Hebner to tell everyone why he was the one who rang the bell and DQ'd him last week giving the #1 Contendership to RVD. Hebner points at his shirt and says it stands for authority and respect and he better respect Hebner. Anderson starts shoving him and Hebner tells him to never put his hands on him again and if he does he will be suspended for 90 days. He says he DQ'd Anderson and if he doesn't like it then tough. Hebner says Anderson put his hands on Sting, the Special Enforcer of the match, and that's why he was DQ'd and he doesn't care if Sting provoked Anderson. Anderson says Hebner is provoking him right now and he better reverse the decision right now or Anderson will do something to Hebner that he will enjoy, but Hebner will regret. Hebner says the decision stands. Hebner starts to leave the ring but Anderson stops him and knees Hebner down low. Anderson then grabs Hebner and starts to hit the Mic Check until Brian Hebner runs down and Anderson drops Earl. Anderson asks Brian if he wants to screw Anderson over like his dad did and he says everyone knows Earl's been in the business of screwing people over for a long time. Anderson dares Earl to hit him and Earl reaches back to do it but Sting's music hits and the World Champion makes his way down to the ring.

    Sting tells Earl & Brian to leave the ring and suggests Anderson pick on him instead of the referees. Anderson says they're not in Stinger country anymore. Sting says he's there to disrespect Anderson only and punches him! Sting and Anderson brawl in the ring until security runs out and pulls them apart. RVD's music hits now!

    RVD walks out to the ring and says if Anderson really believes he can beat RVD and Anderson believes that the DQ prevented him from beating him, then he doesn't want the win like that. RVD tells Earl to make the match at Lockdown a 3-Way with Anderson too! Earl says he doesn't have the power to do that. Hulk Hogan's music hits now!

    Hogan and Bischoff walk onto the stage and he says that's the RVD he brought to TNA always giving the people want they want. Hogan says to consider it done! Bischoff says he has a phenomenal idea and since they have the network breathing down their back about ratings then how about tonight RVD, Sting, & Anderson against Matt Hardy, Bully Ray, & Abyss inside a Steel Cage!

    In the ring Sting jumps on Anderson and the brawl starts again! Security finally separates them again and we go to a break.

    Ink, Inc. are in the back and he says he disrespected Scott Steiner last week because he wears that stupid headdress to the ring. He says Steiner isn't cool or hip or what the young generation wants to see. Moore says he's cool, hip, and the new generation. He says he disrespected Scott Steiner because he has no respect for Steiner.

    We cut to Steiner & Crimson now and Steiner says his definition of disrespect is a lot different than taking his headdress, throwing it at him, and running like a little coward. Steiner says he'll walk up to him in a bar and slap him and dare him to do something back. Steiner says if he wants a wrestling match with him, it won't be a wrestling match it'll be a beatdown and he'll really disrespect him.

    Earlier Today the camera guy asks Bully Ray to comment about putting AJ in the hospital but Ray says he talks when he wants to talk. Ray says he proved himself to Hogan & Bischoff by putting AJ in the hospital and he says he'll do what he wants to when he wants because he can. Ray says AJ damn sure can't knock the chip off his shoulder and he says Hogan & Bischoff love the chip on his shoulder. Ray says everybody better bring the best at him at all times or he'll beat them.

    In the back Jeff Jarrett is trying to get out of the Steel Cage Match with Angle. Jarrett says Angle is insane and all of this is Angle's fault. Hogan says "that Rob Terry thing" they talked about "earlier" can fix it and Jarrett loves it.

    In the arena Eric Young and Orlando Jordan are at the announce table. Young announces that at Lockdown there will be a Fatal 4-Way Tag Match with OJ & Young vs. Steiner & Crimson vs. Ink, Inc. vs. a mystery team.

    Shannon Moore w/Jesse Neal vs. "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner w/Crimson

    As Moore & Steiner get ready to lockup Moore grabs the referee and pulls him in front of himself. Moore then gets on the middle rope and mocks Steiner by showing his muscles. Moore bails out of the ring as Steiner gets pissed. Crimson grabs Moore rolls him back into the ring where Steiner starts putting the boots to Moore in the corner and then lights him up with chops. Steiner whips Moore into the ropes and hits him with a Backdrop. Steiner tosses Moore back into the corner and lights Moore up with more chops. Steiner whips Moore into the ropes again and nails him with a Back Elbow. Steiner then whips Moore into the corner but Moore floats up and over Steiner, only to eat a Belly-to-Belly Suplex for a nearfall! Steiner goes for a Back Suplex but Moore lands on his feet and starts kicking Steiner in the legs. Moore stomps on Steiner's legs as Steiner falls to the mat. Moore then chokes Steiner and starts mocking Steiner with pushups. Moore attempts to whip Steiner into the corner but Steiner reverses it and charges at Moore. Moore nails Steiner with a back elbow and then follows up with a dropkick. Moore grabs Steiner's headdress and puts it on his head and starts mocking Steiner again by showing his muscles. Moore climbs up top and goes for a Moonsault but Steiner moves out of the way! Steiner grabs Moore and connects with an Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex followed by a Steinerline. Steiner whips Moore into the ropes and connects with another Steinerline followed by the Steiner Elbow. Steiner then mocks Moore with pushups and then he picks Moore up and lifts him up onto the top rope. Steiner climbs up top with him and connects with the Frankensteiner! 1...2...3!

    Winner: Scott Steiner

    After the match Orlando Jordan and Eric Young go to congratulate Steiner but he and Crimson just walk past them. All of a sudden two guys jump Jordan & Young! It's Doug Williams & Magnus! The British Invasion! Magnus throws Jordan into the guardrail and the Brits continue to stomp them down.

    We cut to Jeff Jarrett and Karen. Karen mocks Jarrett saying "leave it to the professionals" by saying "yeah leave it to the guy that agreed to a Cage Match with Kurt Angle." Jeff tells her not to worry about it and he has a Plan B.

    Jeremy Buck vs. Max Buck

    Max climbs into the ring and they start arguing with each other. Max tells him to lay down right now so he can pin him but Jeremy refuses. They lockup and Jeremy shoves Max. They lockup again and this time Max shoves Jeremy. They lockup a third time and Max locks Jeremy in a wristlock but Jeremy rolls through it and then lock sin one of his own. Jeremy twists on the arm but Max reverses it and then Jeremy cartwheels out of it and then goes for a spinning heel kick, but Max ducks and trips Jeremy. Jeremy trips Max right back but can't even get a one count. Max then hits a gorgeous Wheelbarrow Rollup, but Jeremy rolls through it! 1...2...NO Max kicks out! Awesome sequence. The two argue and then Max grabs Jeremy in a side headlock. Jeremy shoves Max into the ropes and then connects with an armdrag followed by a second one. Max gets to his feet and goes for a right hand but Jeremy blocks it and then holds onto Max's hand and springs to the top rope. Jeremy then walks the ropes and hits a Springboard Corkscrew Armdrag! Max rolls out of the ring and Jeremy rolls out with him and mocks Max by holding the ropes open for Max to get back in the ring. They both climb back in and Jeremy offers a handshake. Max accepts it but pulls Jeremy into a side headlock. Jeremy shoves Max into the ropes but eats a shoulder block. Max then hits the ropes again and catches Jeremy in midair on his shoulders as Jeremy went for a leapfrog. Max sets up for something but Jeremy rolls down Max's back and rolls him up! Max rolls through and goes for a big kick, but Jeremy ducks it and rolls Max up again! 1...2...NO Max kicks out! Max gets to his feet and shoves Jeremy. He then tries to kick Jeremy but he catches Max's foot and then spins him around and grabs a Waistlock. Max gets to the ropes and Jeremy rolls backwards. Max turns around and goes for a clothesline but Jeremy ducks it connects with a Springboard Armdrag! Jeremy follows up with a Running Back Elbow and then a dropkick. Jeremy talks trash to Max and then connects with a Hurricanrana! 1...2...NO Max kicks out! Max gets to his feet and goes for a clothesline but Jeremy ducks and locks in another Waistlock. Max runs towards the ropes and uses the momentum to fling his brother off his back and through the ropes to the floor. Max taunts Jeremy and holds the ropes open for him now but he kicks Jeremy in the head as he started to climb in. Max then picks Jeremy up and Powerbombs him into the corner! Max climbs up top and hits a Corkscrew Moonsault into a Stunner on Jeremy! 1...2...3!

    Winner: Max Buck

    In the back Kaz and Beer Money arrive to the arena. Kaz looks at his phone and says "the plane just arrived, he's on his way." Storm tells Kaz to text "him" and tell him to bring some more beer.

    In the Winter talks to Angelina and says they just had a small bump in the road and she tells Angelina to drink the drink and then she says Velvet brought this upon herself because she cost them their titles because of her jealousy. Winter says Velvet is trying to control Angelina but she couldn't let that happen and she's just trying to protect Angelina.

    Velvet Sky vs. Winter

    Velvet attacks Winter at the bell and slams her into the corner and nails her with repeated shoulder blocks. Velvet then slams her into the opposite corner repeatedly and follows up with a Snapmare Takeover. Velvet kicks Winter in the back and then follows up with a Sliding Dropkick for a nearfall. Velvet grabs Winter by the hair and slams her into the mat and then she whips Winter into the corner again. Velvet charges and leaps at Winter but Winter moves out of the way. Velvet catches herself on the middle turnbuckle but Winter grabs her by the hair and slams her to the mat. Winter then grabs Velvet and slams her to the mat by the hair again and then she follows up with a Scoop Slam. Winter chokes Velvet with her boot and then she puts the boots to her. Winter picks Velvet up and flings across the ring by her hair. She then picks Velvet up again and connects with a Backbreaker for a nearfall. Winter picks Velvet up onto her shoulders for something but Velvet rolls her up. Winter rolls through it and goes for a clothesline, but Velvet ducks and connects with a clothesline of her own. Velvet hits a second clothesline and then she attempts to whip Winter into the ropes but Winter reverses it. Winter then goes for a backdrop but Velvet stops and kicks Winter. Velvet then hits a Running Bulldog! Velvet looks to the stage where Angelina Love, in a trance, slowly walks down the ramp. This distraction gives Winter enough time to recover and attack Velvet from behind. Winter chokes Velvet on the middle rope and then she hits a Spinning Side Slam into a Backbreaker. Winter then locks in a kind of modified Camel Clutch for the submission win.

    Winner: Winter

    Winter continues to choke Velvet out after the match and Angelina just watches.

    Mr. Anderson's music hits and he walks back out to the ring. Anderson calls Sting out and Sting's music hits. Anderson asks Sting if he wants him to apologize and Sting nods. Anderson says he's going to do something he doesn't usually do. He acts like he's going to apologize but then just punches Sting in the face instead! Sting tackles Anderson and the two are brawling again! Sting and Anderson spill out to the floor and continue to brawl around ringside. They even start brawling into the crowd now! They brawl up into the bleachers and then back down into the floor seats. Sting tosses Anderson into a wall and then tries to throw him into it again but Anderson reverses it slamming Sting into the wall. The fight spills back over the guardrail to ringside. They slam each other into the ring steps and then Immortal runs down and attacks Sting & Anderson! Ray slams Sting's leg into the ring apron repeatedly. Ray beats Sting with a microphone in the ring while Abyss & Matt Hardy beat Anderson down at ringside. Finally RVD's music hits and he runs down to the ring and jumps Ray. RVD hits a Spinning Back Kick on Ray and then he looks down at Anderson and just watches Hardy and Abyss beat him down. RVD then turns his back on Anderson and walks out! Hardy and Abyss continue to beat Anderson down. They toss him into the ring and Sting clotheslines him. Hardy & Abyss go to climb in the ring but Sting chases them off before they can get in. Immortal regroups and talks trash to Sting before leaving ringside.

    In the back Karen is on the phone probably with the police screaming that "he" is after her and Jarrett is slamming on lockers acting like someone is trying to get in the ring. They laugh about it after she hangs up and she says she did good.

    In the back Ric Flair says Immortal is so dominant that they shouldn't even have the Cage Match tonight. Flair mocks RVD and he says in his eyes he's nobody. Matt Hardy says none of them can coexist together and Ray says he's going to take RVD out tonight. Abyss says what we just saw was Immortal shaking their weight and tonight they'll finish what they just started. Flair says RVD, Sting, & Anderson won't even make it to Lockdown.

    We cut to Velvet talking about Winter. Velvet says she will cleanse TNA of Winter and she says that she thinks Angelina is drugged. She says she'll take the hold off of Angelina and get her BFF back. She says that she's had enough of Winter's crap.

    Kurt Angle comes out to the ring and he's dressed in street clothes for this match. Angle says he's tired of Jarrett's crap and he tells him to get out to the ring because he's not waiting for Lockdown. Jarrett's music hits and he comes out onto the stage with Rob Terry with him.

    "Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle vs. "The Freak" Rob Terry w/Jeff Jarrett

    Terry gets in the ring as Angle goes after Jarrett and he jumps Angle. Terry beats on Angle in the corner and nails him with repeated shoulder blocks. Terry then whips Angle into the opposite corner and charges at him but Angle hits him with a back elbow. Angle climbs to the middle rope and dives off with a Diving Cross Body, but Terry catches him in midair and nails him with a Front Slam. Terry picks Angle up for a Powerslam but Angle fights it and slides down Terry and grabs the leg and locks in the Ankle Lock! Jarrett screams at him not to tap but then Angle drops down and scissors the leg. Terry taps and Jeff bails.

    Winner: Kurt Angle

    Angle catches Jarrett and pulls his shoe off. Angle throws the shoe at him and chases Jarrett up the ramp. Angle rips Jarrett's shirt off of him and chokes him with it! Angle kicks Jarrett and then goes for the Angle Slam but Jarrett blocks it and runs to the back. Angle chases him back there but as he goes through a door, Karen Jarrett with cops are waiting. They arrest Kurt and drag him away.

    In the back Kaz and Beer Money talk about the situation with RVD, Anderson, & Sting. Storm says it's not their problem but Kaz says they have to have Sting's back. Roode says "all four of us have to" and then suggests they talk to "him" about it.

    Steel Cage Match
    Immortal (Bully Ray, Abyss, & Matt Hardy) w/Ric Flair vs. Sting, Rob Van Dam, & Mr. Anderson


    As Anderson was doing his entrance Sting attacked him from behind and then Suplexed him on the stage! At ringside Flair lowblows RVD and tosses him into the ring. Sting chases Flair away and climbs into the cage to officially kick the match off. Sting and RVD are trying to fight off all 3. Sting hits a Stinger Splash on Ray and then one for Hardy and he sandwiches Abyss between the ropes and the cage with another Stinger Splash! Sting beats on Hardy in the corner but Hardy lifts Sting up in the air and hits an Atomic Drop, but Sting shrugs it off and nails Hardy with a clothesline. We can see Anderson watching things and not getting into the ring as Bully Ray attacks Sting from behind. Immortal beats on Sting & RVD as Anderson sets a chair up at ringside and sits down in it.

    Back from commercials the heels are still beating on the face team. Abyss & Hardy whip Sting into a clothesline from Abyss. Anderson continues to watch Sting & RVD get beat down at ringside. Hardy hits a Hangman's Neckbreaker on RVD and then Bully puts a knee into RVD's groin followed by a Legdrop from Hardy. Anderson laughs at this but then Hulk Hogan's music hits and the Hulkster makes his way down to ringside in his back brace. Anderson mocks Hogan by holding his back and acting like it's hard to walk. Hogan tells Anderson to get his butt in the cage but Anderson refuses. Hogan again tells him to get in the cage. Anderson stands up and acts like he's going to hit Hogan but Hogan says "hey, stop, I got a brace on and glasses" and then puts his sunglasses on. Hogan then pokes Anderson in the eyes and tosses him into the side of the cage. Hogan rolls Anderson into the cage and locks the door. Immortal take turns beating on Anderson and then Sting nails Anderson with repeated clotheslines! Sting tosses Anderson into the cage wall and then Immortal attacks Sting again. Abyss chokes Sting and then Ray chokes Anderson. Flair pulls RVD's hair through the cage. Ray rakes Sting in the eyes and then Immortal takes turns hitting Sting. Hardy Leg Drops the back of Sting's head and then he covers him. 1...2...NO Sting kicks out! Hardy hits a Snapmare Takeover on Sting and locks in a modified Cravat on the mat. Sting fights to his feet and almost gets to tag in RVD but Hardy cuts him off and drags him back to the heel corner. Abyss tags in and beats on Sting with repeated rights as Bully Ray screams instructions to Abyss. Ray tags in and he and Abyss beat Sting down to the mat and then he and Abyss try to sandwich Sting with Double Clotheslines but he backs out of the way and they clothesline each other! Sting punches Hardy and then hits a Double Clothesline on Abyss & Ray! Sting rolls over and tags RVD in! RVD hits a spinning heel kick on Hardy, a Superkick on Abyss, and then a Stepover Heel Kick on Ray! RVD clotheslines Hardy and then dropkicks Ray! Abyss attacks RVD from behind and tries to whip him into the cage but RVD blocks it so Abyss whips him into the corner. Abyss charges but RVD gets his boot up and then dives off the top with a Flying Back Kick! RVD climbs up top for the 5-Star Frog Splash, but Anderson shoves him off the top! Ray then connects with the Bully Bomb! 1...2...3!

    Winners: Bully Ray, Abyss, & Matt Hardy

    Anderson climbs out of the cage after shoving RVD off the top and leaves Sting & RVD in the cage alone to get beat down a bit more. Fortune's music hits!

    Beer Money & Kaz run down to the ring to help out! They get the advantage early and Flair actually locks the cage door, but Ray picks up a chain and hits Fortune members with it. Hardy hits the Side Effect on Storm as Ray continues to hit people with the chain. Ray chokes Roode with the chain as he is busted open. Kaz is busted open as well. Hardy tells Kaz this is just a little taste of what's going to happen to him at Lockdown. Hardy hits the Side Effect on Kaz now. Abyss Chokeslams Kaz as Hardy hits the Side Effect on Roode. Ray wraps the chain around Kaz's head now and squeezes. All of a sudden we see someone scaling the cage! IT'S CHRISTOPHER DANILES! Daniels dives off the top with a HUGE Plancha onto all the members of Immortal! Flair is going crazy on the outside throwing chairs at the cage.

    In the back Flair is going nuts still asking who that was and Abyss tells him it's AJ's best friend. Flair says Immortal beat the hell out of Sting, RVD, & Anderson and they're going to break Daniels in half when they get ahold of him. Flair says they want even make it to Lockdown. Ray says AJ's best friend had to show up because he's in the hospital. Hardy says what they did tonight was only a small preview of what they'll get. Ray says, "Daniels, returning to TNA was a good idea. Returning against Immortal...bad idea."

    We cut to Daniels who says Immortal put his best friend in the hospital and they'll pay for that. Kaz says he's willing to sacrifice himself for Fortune and says AJ is irreplaceable but Daniels has always got their back. Kaz says they're just getting warmed up for Lockdown. Storm says they're backs are against the wall and they're dangerous now. He says they'll finish Immortal's careers off because they are the best. Daniels shows the blood on his hands and says that is what TNA was built on. He says if Immortal thinks they're going to see blood and turn tell and run then they're out of their minds.

    We cut to Sting now who says they'll find out who the true veteran is and then we cut to Anderson and he says he gets screwed over royally every week but RVD comes out of nowhere and starts beating the hell out of Anderson! RVD leaves Anderson laying and says "thanks for tonight" and then walks away. Anderson says he's going to beat RVD as he lays on the floor. Anderson screams at the camera guys to leave.

  • #2
    i just get boring chants running through my head

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    • #3
      I keep on hearing Stone Cold "What" chants before, during, and after the matches except the main event. LOL!

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