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    TNA Impact Results
    April 7th, 2011


    We cut to the arena where Fortune's music hits and Christopher Daniels leads Fortune out to the ring. A big "welcome back" chant breaks out directed at Daniels and he says he appreciates it but when he looks back at his relationship with TNA it's been a little rocky. He says he's been in and out of TNA it feels like there is a revolving door with his name on it. Daniels says that's the wrestling business but in the end there is one thing more important to him than the business and that's the friendships he's made. He says 8 years ago he came to TNA and he made a friendship with a man he now calls a brother...AJ STYLES. He says he and AJ had their ups and downs but through it all they told each other they would have their backs no matter what, and in 8 years they kept that promise. He says that 3 weeks ago he was sitting at home and saw what Bully Ray did to his best friend and he realized it was time for him to come back to TNA. Daniels turns to Fortune and he offers his devotion to AJ to them right now. He says he's begging them to allow him to be the 4th man in Lethal Lockdown at Lockdown! Before they can answer Immortal's music hits.

    Abyss, Ric Flair, Bully Ray, and Matt Hardy walk out to the ring. Ric Flair picks up a microphone and says unfortunately this thing has gone on too long. He says they've past the point of no return but he doesn't even know who Daniels is. Flair holds up his Hall of Fame ring and asks who Daniels thinks he is. Flair says he hopes AJ is laying at home right now and he can never walk again. Flair says this is pro wrestling and there isn't any crying or kissing butt. Flair says Fortune sided with AJ instead of GOD and that ain't good, and now they have a "fly by night" Daniels talking for them. Flair says he's going to give Daniels one chance to walk out of the ring and out of TNA forever, because at Lethal Lockdown someone will get hurt and it isn't Immortal. Flair says you can't hurt him, he's went down with airplanes and is still standing. Daniels says he appreciates Flair's offer and then tells Flair he can take that offer and stick it up his butt! Daniels says no one wants to be in Lethal Lockdown more than him. Flair says he is GOD and Immortal have already decided Daniels doesn't even have a contract in TNA so it doesn't matter what he thinks. Flair tells him to hit the bricks because he isn't getting a contract. Daniels says Ric thinks he's GOD but he obviously doesn't know everything. Daniels says that they may not want him there but the network does want him there. Hulk Hogan's music hits.

    Hogan and Bischoff walk out onto the stage and Hogan says he runs TNA and he's in charge. Hogan says he makes all the rules in TNA but he doesn't have a problem with Daniels being on TV and if the network wants him on TV then fine. Hogan says if Daniels really wants a contract with TNA and the network wants him to have a contract than they will give him one. Hogan says as far as Lockdown goes he would love to see Daniels in Lethal Lockdown with his "3 stooges." Hogan tells him not to forget that he is in charge and tonight he has to face Bully Ray. Ray says if Daniels had any brains he would have taken Flair's advice and tucked his tale between his legs and walked out. Ray says Daniels doesn't want any part of him because he's the guy that crippled Daniels best friend. Ray says he's the guy that Powerbombed AJ off the stage and if he wants to he'll take Daniels and put him in a bed right next to AJ. Ray says he'll give Daniels for having a little bit of balls but he has no brains. Ray says why Daniels would want to come back and get in the ring with him is beyond him and Ray says that he is the baddest guy on the block. Ray says that he ends careers. He tells Daniels to do himself a favor and go back to California and put some more mascara on and maybe add a little lipstick and go watch Oprah. Daniels says if he was Ray he wouldn't worry about the nail polish or the mascara until the guy wearing it starts beating his butt! Daniels then punches Ray and Immortal and Fortune are going at it! Fortune gets the better of Immortal and Immortal bails out of the ring.

    In the back Mr. Anderson pulls out a laptop and starts to do something until he sees a letter on the desk addressed to him. It says "last week was just the trailer, tonight it's showtime...your friend, Stinger!" Anderson mocks it and says he wishes Sting had sent him some flowers instead.

    Hulk Hogan is pissed off in the back about the network going over his head again. Hogan says he smells a rat and says "they're thinking like a wrestler." Hogan tells Bischoff to fix things for him because he knows that side of the business better than Hogan. Bischoff said he agrees there's something fishy going on and he'll get to the bottom of it. Hogan notices the camera and slams the door on it.

    Mexican America (Hernandez & Anarquia) w/Rosita & Sarita vs. Tommy Dreamer & Devon

    Hernandez whips Dreamer into the corner and charges but Dreamer backdrops Hernandez over the top down to the floor! Devon then attempts to whip Anarquia into the ropes but he reverses it only to eat a Shoulder Block from Devon. Devon follows up with a Diving Headbutt for a nearfall. Devon tags in Dreamer and then whips Anarquia into the ropes and connects with a Drop Toe Hold followed by an Elbow Drop from Dreamer. Dreamer knocks Hernandez back out of the ring and then he connects with a Scoop Slam on Anarquia and tags Devon back in. Devon climbs up top and hits the Wassup Diving Headbutt off the top as we get a shot of the Spanish announce team now. Hernandez comes back in and jumps Devon & Dreamer. Dreamer and Anarquia spill out to the floor as Hernandez whips Devon into the ropes, but Devon comes off with a Thesz Press on Hernandez! Devon beats on Hernadnez with right hands as Anarquia whips Dreamer into the ring post on the outside. Devon sets up for a Reverse DDT in the ring but Rosita rolls in and Devon drops Hernandez and tells Roista to get out but then grabs her and kisses her. Sarita and Rosita try to go after him but the referee holds them back. Hernandez grabs Devon and whips him into the ropes where Anarquia nails him with a chair from the outside! Hernandez covers Devon and gets the pin!

    Winners: Mexican America

    After the match Rosita & Sarita pull up the mats at ringside exposing the concrete floor. Hernandez & Anarquia stomp on Dreamer and then they put him up on the top rope. Hernandez then sets up for the Border Toss and he goes to actually Border Toss Dreamer over the top rope to the concrete! Matt Morgan runs out and makes the save for Dreamer as Hernandez drops Dreamer. Morgan takes Anarquia out and then Hernandez and Morgan come face to face. Anarquia comes from behind on Morgan but Morgan grabs him and Chokeslams him! Hernandez bails out and drags Anarquia out of the ring and Hernandez laughs at Morgan for not getting his hands on him.

    In the back Winter is chastising Angelina Love for agreeing to be Velvet Sky's partner tonight and for apologizing to Velvet. She says Velvet doesn't care about Angelina and Winter loves her and will always be there for her. Angelina is drinking out of the same cup as last week as she stares blankly.

    "Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe vs. Murphy

    Before the match The Pope walks out and joins commentary. Joe looks like he's about to go after Pope but Murphy jumps Joe and knocks him out of the ring. Joe rolls back into the ring and Murphy stomps on him. Murphy kicks Joe in the face but Joe just goes nuts and catches Murphy with a Lariat and then Joe connects with a series of knees and locks in the Coquina Clutch! Joe chokes Murphy out.

    Winner: Samoa Joe

    We cut to Mr. Anderson in the back who finds another note addressed to him. "Lets finish things tonight." And then Anderson screams "YES" and screams for Sting to come out of hiding and stop with the "love notes."

    TNA Knockouts Tag Team Championships
    Mexican America (Rosita & Sarita) vs. The Beautiful People


    Velvet has to pretty much drag Angelina to the ring as she just stares into space. Sarita attacks Velvet and beats her down. Sarita attempts to whip Velvet into the ropes but Velvet reverses it and Sarita goes for a Springboard Cross Body, but Velvet ducks out of the way! Velvet follows up with a Basement Dropkick and Sarita tags in Rosita. Rosita goes for a clothesline but Velvet blocks it and connects with an Atomic Drop. Velvet follows up with a Bulldog and a couple of Facebusters over her knee and a clothesline. Velvet reaches for a tag to Angelina but Angelina continue to just stare and Rosita gets away. Winter walks out onto the stage and Velvet screams at her. Winter does a breaking motion to Angelina and Angelina attacks Velvet. She beats Velvet as Sarita & Rosita just watch in surprise. Angelina rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp as Rosita pins Velvet for the win.

    Winners: Rosita & Sarita

    In the back Anderson is looking for Sting but walks up on Eric Young & Orlando Jordan instead. He asks if they know where Sting is and Young says he's probably in the rafters.

    Anderson is looking for Sting in the rafters holding a lead pipe. As Anderson looks around someone approaches him from behind and Anderson turns around. It's RVD in a trench coat! He attacks Anderson and beats him up. RVD says "hey Kenny, know what time it is? It's 4:20 buddy that means your about to get smoked!" and then he continues to beat the heck out of Anderson. RVD nails Anderson with some Knee Strikes and kicks and then he mocks Anderson asking him if it hurts. RVD tries to choke Anderson with a Head Scissors while talking trash to him the whole time. RVD nearly chokes Anderson completely out and then he picks up Anderson's pipe and chokes him more with it!

    Sting's music hits and the World Champion makes his way out to the ring. Sting calls RVD out and RVD doesn't make him wait very long. Sting says he came back to TNA for one major reason and that is to stop Hulk Hogan & Eric Bischoff but somewhere along the way he's been distracted with Anderson & RVD. Sting says he knows that he and RVD haven't seen eye to eye since last year. RVD cuts him off and says "I wonder why that is." RVD mentions Sting beating him with bats last year. Sting apologizes for beating him down last year and he says he made a mistake (thinking RVD was with Hogan & Bischoff). Sting says RVD needs to apologize to him for using him as a pawn in his game with Anderson. Sting says if RVD is going to imitate him he'll have to deal with him. RVD says "understood" and he says that he's prepared to deal with Sting. He says he isn't taking Sting lightly and he even respects Sting being the Champion and all the time he's put in the business. RVD says Sting probably doesn't even remember when he was working the undercard back in the day when Sting was the Main Event. RVD says somethings changed since then and Sting should be made aware. RVD says he's not a small part of the show anymore, he's the WHOLE F'N SHOW. RVD says at Lockdown Sting will find out what he's dealing with. Before either can say anything else Hogan's music hits and he and Bischoff walk out onto the stage.

    Hogan says he's really starting to dig RVD's new attitude and he says that's the same attitude he's had since coming back to TNA. Hogan says all this talk is making Hogan feel crazy and makes him want to do something crazy. Hogan suggests they give Sting to RVD tonight!

    In the back Tara and Madison argue over Madison wanting Tara to do something she doesn't want to do. Madison reminds Tara that she is the one that brought Tara back and it's because of her that she has a job right now. Madison says she's going to be locked in a cage with Mickie in a few weeks and she's not comfortable with it. Tara calls her insane and then climbs onto her bike. Madison gets on with her and she drives away.

    In the back Anderson is back up and is pissed knocking pictures off the wall in the back. He walks up on a Hulk Hogan picture and stares at it tapping it with his pipe.

    Robbie E. & Generation Me w/Cookie vs. Brian Kendrick, Suicide, & Chris Sabin

    Generation Me are back together this week but still arguing. Sabin and Robbie kick the match off. They lockup and Robbie gets Sabin in a Wristlock, but Sabin rolls through it and gets Robbie in a side headlock. Robbie cuts him off and locks Sabin in one of his own. Sabin shoves him into the ropes but eats a shoulder block. Robbie then comes off the ropes but Sabin leapfrogs him and hits an arm drag followed by a second one and then a Spinning Back Kick. Sabin tags in Suicide and they toss Robbie into the corner. Both then whip Robbie into the opposite corner. Suicide whips Sabin into a Flying Back Elbow on Robbie in the corner. Sabin then whips Robbie into Suicide. Suicide catches Robbie and connects with a Reverse DDT into an Elbow Drop. Suicide covers and gets a nearfall. Suicide then whips Robbie into the corner and connects with a series of nasty clotheslines. Suicide then hits a headbutt and attempts to whip Robbie into the ropes, but Robbie reverses it. Jeremy Buck grabs Suicide from the apron but eats a big right hand. Robbie then grabs Suicide and slams him to the mat for a nearfall. Max tags in and then beats on Suicide in the corner. Max connects with a Standing Dropkick and then he tags Jeremy in and tells Jeremy to climb up top. Max holds onto Suicide as Jeremy dives off the top with an Axe Handle Drop. Max then blind tags himself back in and locks in a Wristlock. Max slams Suicide and tags Robbie back in. Robbie whips Suicide in the corner and connects with a Running Shoulder Block and then he stomps Suicide down in the corner. Jeremy tags back in but as he walks past Max, Max blind tags himself back in. Max then charges at Suicide but eats a boot. Suicide then connects with the Running Snapmare Driver into the middle turnbuckle on Max! Suicide makes the hot tag to Kendrick! Kendrick hits a Slingshot Dropkick onto a charging Max! Kendrick follows up with a Flying Forearm on Max! Kendrick then dropkicks Robbie off the apron and dropkicks Max! Kendrick tries to knock Jeremy off the apron but Jeremy drops down before Kendrick can hit him. Max then grabs Kendrick and rolls him up! 1...NO Kendrick kicks out and connects with an Enziguri and then a Running Dropkick! 1...2...NO Jeremy breaks it up! Suicide comes in and tosses Jeremy out to the floor with Robbie! Suicide & Sabin then go for Dual Slingshot Planchas onto Robbie & Jeremy on the floor! Sabin connects with Robbie but Jeremy rolled underneath the diving Suicide back into the ring causing Suicide to eat the concrete! In the ring Kendrick whips Max into the corner and connects with a Running Forearm. As Kendrick turns around to hit the ropes again Jeremy blind tags himself into the match and connects with a Spinning Enziguri on Kendrick! Jeremy climbs up top and sets up for the 450 Splash, but Max crotches him on the top rope! Max asks him what he's doing and then nails him with a Hanging Spike DDT off the top! Kendrick covers Jeremy and gets the pin.

    Winners: Brian Kendrick, Chris Sabin, & Suicide via pinfall

    After the match Max talks trash to Jeremy as the babyfaces look on. Max takes off his "GenMe" armband and throws it at Jeremy.

    In the back Hogan is chastising Murphy & Terry asking him how they keep dropping the ball and embarrassing Immortal. Hogan says after everything they've done for them and then Hogan tells Gunner to slap those two. Murphy & Terry go after Gunner but Hogan stops them and kicks them out. Anderson walks into Hogan's office with a pipe but drops it. He says he's tired of getting beat up every week and he needs a favor. Anderson says he has his hat in his hand and he needs to be the referee for Sting/RVD. Hogan asks what he gets out of it and he gets Anderson's support. Hogan shakes Anderson's hand and says he's been waiting for this day. Hogan tells Anderson to take that pipe with him in case he needs it. Anderson thanks Hogan and walks out as Hogan starts laughing.

    In the parking lot Madison & Tara are picking up their motorcycle off of Mickie James! Tara drives off leaving Mickie laid out in the parking lot!

    Lumberjack Match
    Bully Ray w/Immortal vs. "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels w/Fortune


    Daniels and Ray stand toe-to-toe as the bell rings and talk trash to each other. They lockup and Ray gets Daniels in a Waistlock and then he slams Daniels to the mat with a Suplex. They lockup again but this time Ray punches Daniels in the gut and then beats on him in the corner. Ray then attempts to clothesline Daniels but he ducks and then connects with an Armdrag followed by another one! Daniels then hits a Forearm to the back of the head that knocks Ray out to to the floor. He falls out on Immortal's side so they don't attack, but Fortune runs over and grabs Ray and tosses him into the ring! Fortune and Immortal tease a brawl but both back down. In the ring Daniels connects with a series of jabs on Ray and then he hits him with a Headbutt. Daniels then hits the ropes and charges at Ray but Ray backdrops Daniels over the top. Daniels lands on the apron but eats a big right hand from Ray that sends him down to the floor. Immortal then jumps on him! Fortune attacks Immortal and defends Daniels. Daniels rolls back in and Ray gives Daniels a chop in the corner. Ray then tosses Ray into another corner and hits another chop. Ray connects with a right hand and then he rakes the back of Daniels. He slaps Daniels on the back of the head and talks trash the whole time. Daniels tries to come back with right hands but Ray cuts him off and then connects with a clothesline. Ray beats on Daniels on the mat with right hands and then he whips Daniels into the corner. Ray picks up his chain and teases hitting Daniels with it but the referee takes it away. Ray then walks into a big boot from Daniels! Daniels connects with a series of Forearms and then he hits the ropes and ducks clothesline attempts from Ray and connects with a Flying Forearm of his own! Daniels follows up with a Step-up Enziguri! 1...2...NO Ray kicks out! Daniels climbs up top and connects with a Diving Hurricanrana! Daniels then hits a Running Forearm in the corner. Daniels this the ropes but eats a big clothesline from Ray! Ray goes for a Splash but Daniels moves and then connects with the STO! Daniels climbs up top and hit's the BME! 1...2...NO Flair pulls the referee out! Fortune and Immortal start pushing each other back and forth with the referee in between them. Daniels looks out trying to figure out what happened as Ray rolls out of the ring. Daniels reaches between the ropes and grabs Ray but Ray holds on as Hogan is out now and he nails Daniels with the chain! More referees come out to separate Immortal & Fortune and Jackson James rolls back in and counts the pin!

    Winner: Bully Ray

    After the match Immortal celebrates on the ramp while Fortune checks on Daniels. Both teams talk trash at each other.

    Jeff Jarrett comes out to the ring as clips of Angle being arrested last week are shown. They have set up the cage around the ring for Jarrett's promo. The cage is still being put together as Jarrett says he now knows how Angle felt last week when he was dragged off to jail. He calls Angle a common street thug and then he asks if this is all part of Angle's master plan. He asks if Kurt purposely violated the restraining order so he wouldn't have to face Jarrett in the Cage at Lockdown. Jarrett says he's been around the business for a long time and he's seen a lot of gutless acts but Angle takes the cake. He says he's been in amazement at the lengths Angle has went through to not have to face Jarrett. Jarrett says had Angle went through with the match than Jarrett would have beaten Angle to within an inch of his life so the law would have come after HIM so it's a blessing in disguise. Jarrett says he and Karen have decided they aren't going to let the kids visit Angle in the prison and what they need is more of the ultra male Jeff Jarrett. Jeff says he is going to give "the Queen" her special entrance but Angle's music hits instead!

    Jarrett waits for Angle to come down the ramp but Angle uses Suicide's entrance to fly down to the ring and that side of the cage was still being built so Angle flies right into the ring! Angle corners Jarrett as the last cage wall is being put on the cage! Angle makes sure the cage door is locked! Karen runs down to the ring and screams as Jeff pushes the cameraman at Angle and uses that distraction to climb out of the cage before Angle can get ahold of him! Jarrett & Karen run up the ramp as Angle stands atop the cage and watches.

    In the back Kurt Angle says he didn't go to jail and the police saw the footage of Karen setting him up. Kurt says that the Network has added a special stipulation to he and Jeff's match at Lockdown but didn't elaborate.

    "The Icon" Sting vs. "Whole F'N Show" Rob Van Dam

    Sting and RVD lockup and RVD gets Sting in a Waistlock but Sting nails him with back elbows. Sting goes for a Stinger Splash but RVD nails him with a back elbow of his own and then connects with a Springboard Back Kick! RVD climbs up top and dives off with the Flying Back Kick! RVD then connects with Rolling Thunder! 1...2...NO Sting kicks out! Really wish Tenay would have pointed out that RVD beat Sting with that move last year in RVD's TNA debut. RVD hits Sting with a Running Shoulder Block in the corner and then connects with another series of Shoulder Blocks followed by a Backflip into another Shoulder Block attempt. Sting moves out of the way and RVD eats the ring post. Sting then grabs RVD and whips him into the opposite corner and connects with a Stinger Splash for a nearfall. Anderson is calling it down the middle so far. Sting goes for a German Suplex but RVD catches Sting with back elbows but then Sting catches him with the Scorpion Death Drop out of nowhere! Sting calls for the Scorpion Death Lock but Anderson grabs Sting and nails the Mic Check! RVD goes up top for the 5-Star Frog Splash and connects! Anderson counts the pin, 1...2...3!

    Winner: Rob Van Dam

    After the match RVD taunts Anderson with his "R-V-D" taunt but then Anderson picks up the TNA World Title and blasts RVD with it! Anderson points at the title and screams that it's his and then Anderson taunts him. Murphy & Rob Terry walk down to the ring and applaud Anderson. They lift Anderson up onto their shoulders as Immortal's music plays! Hogan walks out and applauds Anderson as the fans boo. Anderson blasts Terry with the pipe and then hits the Mic Check on Murphy! Now a Mic Check on Terry! Anderson mocks Hogan from the ring and screams "you are next!" Hogan looks pissed!

  • #2
    The whole motorcylce incident took too long to play out. The whole thing should have happened immediately, after Madison and Tara took off. NOT 10 minutes later.

    The rest of the show.....blahhhhhhhh. It's been a long time since I actually turned on a whole showing of TNA and now I've lost a couple hours out of my life that I will never get back.

    T N A = Terrible, Non-realistic, Awful

    Guess I'll have to start watching the Soap's Channel on Thursday night. At least the Soap Opera's make sense.
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    • #3
      I didnt realize they were on..nothing on TV and still didnt care enough to remember lol

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      • #4
        You know Hogan/Bischoff is writing all the storylines. How in the heck does it even make sense that RVD or Kennedy would even consider joining Immortal after they were getting beaten up by them for months. Like the NWO storyline, this one needs to end since it defies all logic.

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