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WWE Raw Results
June 13th, 2011
The Miz is in the ring to kick off the show. He says that Attitude Era stars are constantly jealous of him, and calls out Stone Cold. Austin’s music hits and he walks down to the ring. Austin mocks the fact that Miz is all around stupid, and decided to call him out. Austin refers to him as a silver tongued devil, and reminds him of the RAW after ‘mania, in which Austin ran him out of the ring. Miz tries to interrupt, but Austin doesn’t allow it. Austin also gives Alex Riley a shoutout for the fact that he had the guts to give Miz a whooping, and says that Riley may be a bigger star than Miz one day. Austin says that Miz and Riley need a little bit of counseling. So tonight, they will meet in the ring with the one and only Roddy Piper! Austin tells Miz that if he knows what’s good for him, he will get out of the ring right now. Miz slowly backs away. Austin tells him not to be a hero. Miz begrudgingly leaves the ring. Austin calls it the best decision Miz has ever made.
Austin puts over the fact that tonight is WWE All Stars night, and that he is in charge. Alberto Del Rio’s music hits, and he makes his way onto the entrance ramp with mic in hand. Del Rio walks into the ring, and starts to talk about his destiny. Austin cuts him off. Stone Cold says that he can’t see into the future, but he does see a whooping in Del Rio’s future. Austin tells him that he’ll be in the first match of the night, and his opponent will be… Kane!
Alberto Del Rio vs Kane
Del Rio hits a drop arm breaker, bringing Kane to the mat. Del Rio punches Kane in the face, then stomps on his arm. Cover attempt but Kane kicks out. Del Rio is trying to lock on an arm bar. Kane gets to his feet and throws Del Rio outside the ring. Del Rio gets back into the ring and is met with a boot and side slam. Cover attempt, but Del Rio kicks out. Kane scales the turnbuckles and leaps for the clothesline. Del Rio moves out of the way and locks on the cross arm breaker! Kane uses his strength to crawl to the bottom rope. Del Rio refuses to let go of the hold, trying to break the arm of Kane. The bell rings for the DQ finish.
Winner: Kane
The referee is trying to peel off Del Rio, but he won’t budge. The Big Show’s music hits, and he runs down to the ring. He begins to attack Del Rio, so Ricardo jumps into the ring for the save. Show begins to maul Ricardo relentlessly. Kane is forced to lock on a headlock to pull Show off Ricardo.
Cody Rhodes, Ted Dibiase, & Wade Barrett vs Sin Cara, Daniel Bryan, & Ezekiel Jackson
Sin Cara starts off the attack on Cody with a kick and then a clothesline from the second rope. Daniel Bryan gets the tag and is whipped to the corner. Dibiase tries for a cheap shot, but Bryan knocks him off the apron. Rhodes sends Bryan to the corner and tags in Dibiase. Dibiase goes for a quick cover which fails, and then tags in Wade. Wade whips Daniel hard into the corner, and then tries for a cover. Bryan kicks out. Wade locks on a Camel Clutch. Wade kicks Daniel in the gut, and then follows with an abdominal stretch slam. Cover, but Bryan kicks out. Ezekiel Jackson gets the tag, and connects with a series of scoop slams. Jackson lifts Wade up for the torture rack, but Wade’s teammates makes the save. Jackson throws them both out of the ring, and then lifts Bryan over his head and throws him on the opposing team. Jackson tags in Sin Cara. He springboards into the ring with a crossbody, and picks up the pin.
Winners: Sin Cara, Daniel Bryan, & Ezekiel Jackson
Hornswoggle is in the ring, having been using a T-shirt launcher to give away shirts during the commercial. R-Truth walks down to the ring. He says that Hornswoggle looks like a ball of fun. He tells him not to be scared because he is a good R-Truth. He claims that he’ll be beating Cena at Sunday’s PPV. Cena won’t be able to stop him from getting what he wants on Sunday, and neither will Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle aims the gun at Truth and attempts to shoot him. Truth shakes it off and grabs Hornswoggle. Instead of attacking him, he hugs him. Truth then snaps and kicks Hornswoggle in the head.
Austin appears on the Tron and tells R-Truth to pick on someone his own size, someone like John Morrison! Truth says that Morrison is going to have to get some of this and kicks Hornswoggle again.
Sheamus vs Santino Marella
Santino is thrown into the corner, and then stomped on. Sheamus weaves him in between the ropes, and clubs him across the chest. He follows up by going onto the apron and applying a hip check. Sheamus hits a lazy clothesline and goes for the cover. Santino kicks out. Sheamus cinches on an inverted front headlock. Santino tries to fight free, but Sheamus clubs him to the mat. Sheamus throws him to the corner, but Santino begins to hulk up. He connects with a couple of punches and then tries for an arm drag. Sheamus counters and lifts him up for the High Cross. Santino connects with the hip toss after scurrying off his back. Santino pumps up for the Cobra, and dodges a Big Boot. He hits the Cobra and goes for the cover! Sheamus quickly kicks out. Sheamus connects with the Big Boot and then locks on a Cloverleaf. This match is over.
Winner: Sheamus
Randy Orton is in the ring and calls out Christian. He doesn’t appear, so Orton says that the first chance he gets he will destroy Christian. He tells him to come out to the ring, so that he doesn’t have to go find him in the back. Christian appears on the Tron. Christian says that Orton’s career was handed to him on a silver spoon. Christian on the other hand earned his opportunities through hard work. He takes a poll of the audience to see if anybody wants him to come down to the ring to face Orton. The crowd roars their approval. Christian says that he doesn’t care what the fans want. Orton says it is a shame that Edge isn’t here to carry him to the ring, because he carried Christian for 17 years. Christian says that if Orton wants Christian to come down to the ring, then he will. They begin to brawl, and security is forced to separate them.
General Manager Alert
"Due to Orton’s concussion, he cannot compete tonight. Orton is to leave the arena now, and wait until Sunday to get his hands on Christian. If he doesn’t comply, there will be no alternative than to strip Orton of his World Heavyweight Championship."
Orton heads to the back and out of the arena whilst Christian smirks. Austin appears on the Tron. He tells Christian that his night is not over. Up next, he’ll face Rey Mysterio!
Christian vs Rey Mysterio
Christian punches Rey and sends him to the mat. He then whips him into the corner and continues the onslaught. Rey leaps out of the way of a splash and hits a hurricarana to set up for a 619. Christian cuts it off with a clothesline. Rey kicks Christian in the gut, but Christian throws him to the outside of the ring.
Back from the break, Christian throws Rey into the second turnbuckle. He jumps on his back to apply pressure. He doesn’t let off by the end of the five count, so the referee disqualifies him!
Winner: Rey Mysterio
Rey heads up to the top turnbuckle and looks to leap at Christian. Instead, CM Punk has run down to the ringside. Rey leaps out of the ring at him, and then slides back in the ring. The rest of the New Nexus comes down to the ring. Rey slips out of a Killswitch attempt by Christian, and sets him up again for the 619. Mason grabs Rey in midair. Rey is sent back into the ring, and this time Christian does connect with the Killswitch.
In the back, Vickie Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler are in Steve Austin’s office. Vickie asks if Austin would grant Dolph a US Title match against Kofi on Sunday. Austin says he likes what Dolph has been doing in the ring, so he will grant the match if Dolph will drop Vickie as his consultant. Dolph agrees! Austin laughs and says that he already made the match earlier today, it didn’t matter whether or not Dolph had dropped Vickie. She is furious.
R-Truth vs John Morrison
Morrison’s music hits, but he doesn’t come out onto the entrance ramp. Truth looks all around, but can’t find him. Morrison’s music hits again, he still doesn’t come out. R-Truth grabs a mic and tells Morrison that if he is going to act bad, he better be bad. If he is scared, then admit that he is scared. Truth tells him to hurry out and come down to the ring to fight. Truth says that if Morrison won’t come out, he is going to bring the fight to him. He tells him not to run and hide. Truth heads to the back. He comes across a laid out John Morrison who is clutching his neck. He says that all the little Jimmies won’t be able to see the match now. At least Morrison will be able to say that he got got by the future WWE Champion. Morrison grabs a lighting cart and slams it into Morrison. The referees tending to Morrison tell him to back off. Truth tells little Jimmy to take that!
Jack Swagger & Dolph Ziggler vs Evan Bourne & Kofi Kingston
Kofi and Dolph start the match off. Ziggler goes for a cover, but Kofi kicks out. Swagger gets the tag. He punches the back of Kofi repeatedly. Swagger thrusts Kofi into the corner, and then sets him up for the vaulting splash. Kofi gets his knees up in time and tags in Bourne. Swagger gets caught with a hurricarana, followed by a double knee stomp. Cover attempt, but Swagger kicks out. Jack goes for the ankle lock, but Evan swings free. Dolph tries to attack Evan, which allows Kofi to hit a Trouble in Paradise on Swagger. Evan heads to the top rope and connects with a Shooting Star Press!
Winners: Evan Bourne & Kofi Kingston
Roddy Piper is set up for Piper’s Pit. He puts over the fact that Wrestlemania 2 happened in this very building. Miz’s music hits and he makes his way down to the ring. Miz says that his favorite moment in this building will be four years from now when they tear it down and replace it with nothing. Miz says he is tired of people saying that he is a modern day Roddy Piper. Piper says that there will never be another Piper. Miz is nothing but a wannabe. Miz says that he is nothing like him, because he has actually been a World Champion. Miz says that his episodes of The Real World were more entertaining than anything on They Live. Piper said he never saw it, because he was busy living in the Real World. He brings out Alex Riley.
Piper puts over Riley. Miz offers a wager to Piper that he will destroy Riley on Sunday. He tells Piper to name the price. Riley says that Piper could destroy him right now. Miz offers to put 1000 of his own dollars to wrestle Piper right now, he’ll even wear his suit. Piper says that he is tired of getting his butt kicked, but he will do it for $5000! Austin appears on the Tron and makes the match official and declares that Alex Riley will be the special guest referee.
The Miz v Roddy Piper
Piper backs Miz into the corner and punches him. He goes for a sleeper, but Miz throws him off. Miz begins a punch onslaught in the corner, but Riley pulls him off. Miz punches Riley, but Riley brings the attack right back to him. Piper goes for a roll up, and Riley hits a quick count.
Winner: Roddy Piper
The Bella Twins, Alicia Fox, Rosa Mendes, Tamina, Maryse, & Melina vs Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Gail Kim, Eve Torres, Natalya, AJ, & Kaitlyn
Kelly starts things out with Brie Bella. Brie immediately tags in Rosa. Kelly leaps on top of her. Kelly then takes Rosa to the corner and stomps on her. Kelly with a bulldog now and a 2 count as Brie breaks the pin. This brings all of the Divas in the ring for a brawl. They all end up on the floor except Kelly and Rosa. Kelly hits her legdrop finisher for the pin.
Winners: Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Gail Kim, Eve Torres, Natalya, AJ, & Kaitlyn
Austin is the back with Tough Enough winner, Andy. He shares a beer with him, and then CM Punk walks into the room. Punk mocks him for winning Tough Enough. Austin tells Andy to leave, he’ll take care of this. Austin asks Punk if he wants a beer. Punk begins a What? series of responses to screw with Austin. He says that Steve is clearly drunk, and even throws in a little bottomline reference. Austin says that Nexus is banned from ringside during his match against Cena tonight.
Austin rides his ATV down to the ring. The GM interrupts to say that he will be in charge next week. Austin says that he still has plenty of time left tonight to make decisions. The GM chimes in again. Austin tells Cole to stop hitting the button. Cole says it isn’t him, but the GM keeps chiming. Austin chases Cole out of the arena and then grabs the laptop. He puts it on the ground, and runs it over with the ATV! Austin runs back into the ring for a beer bash.
John Cena vs CM Punk
Cena and Punk both try for their finishers right at the offset, but both escape. Punk attempts to whip Cena into the corner, but it is reversed. Punk drops Cena on the top rope, and then sends him out of the ring.
Back from the break, CM Punk has John Cena in an abdominal stretch. Cena is sent out of the ring, and Punk heads to the top rope. Punk leaps for a huge axe handle and connects! Punk rolls Cena back into the ring and goes for the cover. Punk locks on a leg scissors submission. Cena powers his way out, and goes for an STF. Punk pounds him down to the mat, and goes for a cover. Cena kicks out.
Punk whips him hard into the corner and goes for a cover. Cena kicks out. Punk slams a couple uppercuts across his face. Punk hits an inverted Bronco Buster and goes for the cover again. Cena kicks out. Punk connects with a knee to the face, and then attempts a bulldog. Cena counters and Punk flies across the ring. Punk throws Cena out of the ring, and the referee begins a ten count. Cena makes it back into the ring on 8. Punk climbs onto the apron and is looking for a springboard maneuver. He leaps, but Cena moves out of the way! Punk lands hard on his elbow and midsection.
Cena jumps to his feet and hits two shoulder blocks followed by a side slam. Cena calls for the 5 Knuckle Shuffle, but R-Truth’s voice is heard over the speakers. He says that there are little Jimmies everywhere. Truth goes up to a kid and offers to trade his Cena hat for a big sip of water. He yanks the kids hat off. Cena is in the ring distracted. CM Punk hits the GTS and this match is over!
Winner: CM Punk
After the match, R-Truth gets into the ring with Cena. Truth throws water all over Cena, and then kicks him down to the mat. Truth exits the ring and grabs the WWE Title. Truth says that on Sunday he is going to beat John for the Championship and that’s the Truth!
WWE Raw Results
June 13th, 2011
The Miz is in the ring to kick off the show. He says that Attitude Era stars are constantly jealous of him, and calls out Stone Cold. Austin’s music hits and he walks down to the ring. Austin mocks the fact that Miz is all around stupid, and decided to call him out. Austin refers to him as a silver tongued devil, and reminds him of the RAW after ‘mania, in which Austin ran him out of the ring. Miz tries to interrupt, but Austin doesn’t allow it. Austin also gives Alex Riley a shoutout for the fact that he had the guts to give Miz a whooping, and says that Riley may be a bigger star than Miz one day. Austin says that Miz and Riley need a little bit of counseling. So tonight, they will meet in the ring with the one and only Roddy Piper! Austin tells Miz that if he knows what’s good for him, he will get out of the ring right now. Miz slowly backs away. Austin tells him not to be a hero. Miz begrudgingly leaves the ring. Austin calls it the best decision Miz has ever made.
Austin puts over the fact that tonight is WWE All Stars night, and that he is in charge. Alberto Del Rio’s music hits, and he makes his way onto the entrance ramp with mic in hand. Del Rio walks into the ring, and starts to talk about his destiny. Austin cuts him off. Stone Cold says that he can’t see into the future, but he does see a whooping in Del Rio’s future. Austin tells him that he’ll be in the first match of the night, and his opponent will be… Kane!
Alberto Del Rio vs Kane
Del Rio hits a drop arm breaker, bringing Kane to the mat. Del Rio punches Kane in the face, then stomps on his arm. Cover attempt but Kane kicks out. Del Rio is trying to lock on an arm bar. Kane gets to his feet and throws Del Rio outside the ring. Del Rio gets back into the ring and is met with a boot and side slam. Cover attempt, but Del Rio kicks out. Kane scales the turnbuckles and leaps for the clothesline. Del Rio moves out of the way and locks on the cross arm breaker! Kane uses his strength to crawl to the bottom rope. Del Rio refuses to let go of the hold, trying to break the arm of Kane. The bell rings for the DQ finish.
Winner: Kane
The referee is trying to peel off Del Rio, but he won’t budge. The Big Show’s music hits, and he runs down to the ring. He begins to attack Del Rio, so Ricardo jumps into the ring for the save. Show begins to maul Ricardo relentlessly. Kane is forced to lock on a headlock to pull Show off Ricardo.
Cody Rhodes, Ted Dibiase, & Wade Barrett vs Sin Cara, Daniel Bryan, & Ezekiel Jackson
Sin Cara starts off the attack on Cody with a kick and then a clothesline from the second rope. Daniel Bryan gets the tag and is whipped to the corner. Dibiase tries for a cheap shot, but Bryan knocks him off the apron. Rhodes sends Bryan to the corner and tags in Dibiase. Dibiase goes for a quick cover which fails, and then tags in Wade. Wade whips Daniel hard into the corner, and then tries for a cover. Bryan kicks out. Wade locks on a Camel Clutch. Wade kicks Daniel in the gut, and then follows with an abdominal stretch slam. Cover, but Bryan kicks out. Ezekiel Jackson gets the tag, and connects with a series of scoop slams. Jackson lifts Wade up for the torture rack, but Wade’s teammates makes the save. Jackson throws them both out of the ring, and then lifts Bryan over his head and throws him on the opposing team. Jackson tags in Sin Cara. He springboards into the ring with a crossbody, and picks up the pin.
Winners: Sin Cara, Daniel Bryan, & Ezekiel Jackson
Hornswoggle is in the ring, having been using a T-shirt launcher to give away shirts during the commercial. R-Truth walks down to the ring. He says that Hornswoggle looks like a ball of fun. He tells him not to be scared because he is a good R-Truth. He claims that he’ll be beating Cena at Sunday’s PPV. Cena won’t be able to stop him from getting what he wants on Sunday, and neither will Hornswoggle. Hornswoggle aims the gun at Truth and attempts to shoot him. Truth shakes it off and grabs Hornswoggle. Instead of attacking him, he hugs him. Truth then snaps and kicks Hornswoggle in the head.
Austin appears on the Tron and tells R-Truth to pick on someone his own size, someone like John Morrison! Truth says that Morrison is going to have to get some of this and kicks Hornswoggle again.
Sheamus vs Santino Marella
Santino is thrown into the corner, and then stomped on. Sheamus weaves him in between the ropes, and clubs him across the chest. He follows up by going onto the apron and applying a hip check. Sheamus hits a lazy clothesline and goes for the cover. Santino kicks out. Sheamus cinches on an inverted front headlock. Santino tries to fight free, but Sheamus clubs him to the mat. Sheamus throws him to the corner, but Santino begins to hulk up. He connects with a couple of punches and then tries for an arm drag. Sheamus counters and lifts him up for the High Cross. Santino connects with the hip toss after scurrying off his back. Santino pumps up for the Cobra, and dodges a Big Boot. He hits the Cobra and goes for the cover! Sheamus quickly kicks out. Sheamus connects with the Big Boot and then locks on a Cloverleaf. This match is over.
Winner: Sheamus
Randy Orton is in the ring and calls out Christian. He doesn’t appear, so Orton says that the first chance he gets he will destroy Christian. He tells him to come out to the ring, so that he doesn’t have to go find him in the back. Christian appears on the Tron. Christian says that Orton’s career was handed to him on a silver spoon. Christian on the other hand earned his opportunities through hard work. He takes a poll of the audience to see if anybody wants him to come down to the ring to face Orton. The crowd roars their approval. Christian says that he doesn’t care what the fans want. Orton says it is a shame that Edge isn’t here to carry him to the ring, because he carried Christian for 17 years. Christian says that if Orton wants Christian to come down to the ring, then he will. They begin to brawl, and security is forced to separate them.
General Manager Alert
"Due to Orton’s concussion, he cannot compete tonight. Orton is to leave the arena now, and wait until Sunday to get his hands on Christian. If he doesn’t comply, there will be no alternative than to strip Orton of his World Heavyweight Championship."
Orton heads to the back and out of the arena whilst Christian smirks. Austin appears on the Tron. He tells Christian that his night is not over. Up next, he’ll face Rey Mysterio!
Christian vs Rey Mysterio
Christian punches Rey and sends him to the mat. He then whips him into the corner and continues the onslaught. Rey leaps out of the way of a splash and hits a hurricarana to set up for a 619. Christian cuts it off with a clothesline. Rey kicks Christian in the gut, but Christian throws him to the outside of the ring.
Back from the break, Christian throws Rey into the second turnbuckle. He jumps on his back to apply pressure. He doesn’t let off by the end of the five count, so the referee disqualifies him!
Winner: Rey Mysterio
Rey heads up to the top turnbuckle and looks to leap at Christian. Instead, CM Punk has run down to the ringside. Rey leaps out of the ring at him, and then slides back in the ring. The rest of the New Nexus comes down to the ring. Rey slips out of a Killswitch attempt by Christian, and sets him up again for the 619. Mason grabs Rey in midair. Rey is sent back into the ring, and this time Christian does connect with the Killswitch.
In the back, Vickie Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler are in Steve Austin’s office. Vickie asks if Austin would grant Dolph a US Title match against Kofi on Sunday. Austin says he likes what Dolph has been doing in the ring, so he will grant the match if Dolph will drop Vickie as his consultant. Dolph agrees! Austin laughs and says that he already made the match earlier today, it didn’t matter whether or not Dolph had dropped Vickie. She is furious.
R-Truth vs John Morrison
Morrison’s music hits, but he doesn’t come out onto the entrance ramp. Truth looks all around, but can’t find him. Morrison’s music hits again, he still doesn’t come out. R-Truth grabs a mic and tells Morrison that if he is going to act bad, he better be bad. If he is scared, then admit that he is scared. Truth tells him to hurry out and come down to the ring to fight. Truth says that if Morrison won’t come out, he is going to bring the fight to him. He tells him not to run and hide. Truth heads to the back. He comes across a laid out John Morrison who is clutching his neck. He says that all the little Jimmies won’t be able to see the match now. At least Morrison will be able to say that he got got by the future WWE Champion. Morrison grabs a lighting cart and slams it into Morrison. The referees tending to Morrison tell him to back off. Truth tells little Jimmy to take that!
Jack Swagger & Dolph Ziggler vs Evan Bourne & Kofi Kingston
Kofi and Dolph start the match off. Ziggler goes for a cover, but Kofi kicks out. Swagger gets the tag. He punches the back of Kofi repeatedly. Swagger thrusts Kofi into the corner, and then sets him up for the vaulting splash. Kofi gets his knees up in time and tags in Bourne. Swagger gets caught with a hurricarana, followed by a double knee stomp. Cover attempt, but Swagger kicks out. Jack goes for the ankle lock, but Evan swings free. Dolph tries to attack Evan, which allows Kofi to hit a Trouble in Paradise on Swagger. Evan heads to the top rope and connects with a Shooting Star Press!
Winners: Evan Bourne & Kofi Kingston
Roddy Piper is set up for Piper’s Pit. He puts over the fact that Wrestlemania 2 happened in this very building. Miz’s music hits and he makes his way down to the ring. Miz says that his favorite moment in this building will be four years from now when they tear it down and replace it with nothing. Miz says he is tired of people saying that he is a modern day Roddy Piper. Piper says that there will never be another Piper. Miz is nothing but a wannabe. Miz says that he is nothing like him, because he has actually been a World Champion. Miz says that his episodes of The Real World were more entertaining than anything on They Live. Piper said he never saw it, because he was busy living in the Real World. He brings out Alex Riley.
Piper puts over Riley. Miz offers a wager to Piper that he will destroy Riley on Sunday. He tells Piper to name the price. Riley says that Piper could destroy him right now. Miz offers to put 1000 of his own dollars to wrestle Piper right now, he’ll even wear his suit. Piper says that he is tired of getting his butt kicked, but he will do it for $5000! Austin appears on the Tron and makes the match official and declares that Alex Riley will be the special guest referee.
The Miz v Roddy Piper
Piper backs Miz into the corner and punches him. He goes for a sleeper, but Miz throws him off. Miz begins a punch onslaught in the corner, but Riley pulls him off. Miz punches Riley, but Riley brings the attack right back to him. Piper goes for a roll up, and Riley hits a quick count.
Winner: Roddy Piper
The Bella Twins, Alicia Fox, Rosa Mendes, Tamina, Maryse, & Melina vs Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Gail Kim, Eve Torres, Natalya, AJ, & Kaitlyn
Kelly starts things out with Brie Bella. Brie immediately tags in Rosa. Kelly leaps on top of her. Kelly then takes Rosa to the corner and stomps on her. Kelly with a bulldog now and a 2 count as Brie breaks the pin. This brings all of the Divas in the ring for a brawl. They all end up on the floor except Kelly and Rosa. Kelly hits her legdrop finisher for the pin.
Winners: Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Gail Kim, Eve Torres, Natalya, AJ, & Kaitlyn
Austin is the back with Tough Enough winner, Andy. He shares a beer with him, and then CM Punk walks into the room. Punk mocks him for winning Tough Enough. Austin tells Andy to leave, he’ll take care of this. Austin asks Punk if he wants a beer. Punk begins a What? series of responses to screw with Austin. He says that Steve is clearly drunk, and even throws in a little bottomline reference. Austin says that Nexus is banned from ringside during his match against Cena tonight.
Austin rides his ATV down to the ring. The GM interrupts to say that he will be in charge next week. Austin says that he still has plenty of time left tonight to make decisions. The GM chimes in again. Austin tells Cole to stop hitting the button. Cole says it isn’t him, but the GM keeps chiming. Austin chases Cole out of the arena and then grabs the laptop. He puts it on the ground, and runs it over with the ATV! Austin runs back into the ring for a beer bash.
John Cena vs CM Punk
Cena and Punk both try for their finishers right at the offset, but both escape. Punk attempts to whip Cena into the corner, but it is reversed. Punk drops Cena on the top rope, and then sends him out of the ring.
Back from the break, CM Punk has John Cena in an abdominal stretch. Cena is sent out of the ring, and Punk heads to the top rope. Punk leaps for a huge axe handle and connects! Punk rolls Cena back into the ring and goes for the cover. Punk locks on a leg scissors submission. Cena powers his way out, and goes for an STF. Punk pounds him down to the mat, and goes for a cover. Cena kicks out.
Punk whips him hard into the corner and goes for a cover. Cena kicks out. Punk slams a couple uppercuts across his face. Punk hits an inverted Bronco Buster and goes for the cover again. Cena kicks out. Punk connects with a knee to the face, and then attempts a bulldog. Cena counters and Punk flies across the ring. Punk throws Cena out of the ring, and the referee begins a ten count. Cena makes it back into the ring on 8. Punk climbs onto the apron and is looking for a springboard maneuver. He leaps, but Cena moves out of the way! Punk lands hard on his elbow and midsection.
Cena jumps to his feet and hits two shoulder blocks followed by a side slam. Cena calls for the 5 Knuckle Shuffle, but R-Truth’s voice is heard over the speakers. He says that there are little Jimmies everywhere. Truth goes up to a kid and offers to trade his Cena hat for a big sip of water. He yanks the kids hat off. Cena is in the ring distracted. CM Punk hits the GTS and this match is over!
Winner: CM Punk
After the match, R-Truth gets into the ring with Cena. Truth throws water all over Cena, and then kicks him down to the mat. Truth exits the ring and grabs the WWE Title. Truth says that on Sunday he is going to beat John for the Championship and that’s the Truth!
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