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WWE Raw Results
October 31st, 2011
The Rock's music begins to play and we see him on the big screen in a pre-recorded video. The Rock talks about John Cena wanting him to team up at Survivor Series. Rock says Cena represents an era and a generation, but he also represents an era and a generation. Rock says Cena asked him from the heart and he felt it. The Rock says hell no, from the heart. Hell no. The Rock says in order for he and Cena to be a tag team, he would have to slap the skin on his hand in a match. Rock says he would rather slap Cena in the mouth. Rock says Cena wants Team Bring It to team up with Cena and the Fruit Loop Troop. No, hell no, no way. Wait a minute. Rock says then he started to think about it and listen to all the tweets coming to him on Twitter from fans. Rock says Team Bring It hates The Miz and R-Truth. Rock says it's about what the people wants. And what the people want is to see The Miz and R-Truth get their jabroni butts kicked at Survivor Series. Rock says Cena's wish just came true. For one night, he and Cena will be a tag team and they will face The Miz and R-Truth at Survivor Series. Rock says Miz and Truth have become hated but they've done it from the back like cowards. Rock tells them to try and come do it to him. Rock says he knows Cena is so happy right now. Rock mocks Cena and his young fans now. Rock says there's another reason why he's doing this, besides kicking Miz and Truth's ass. Rock wants Cena to witness, at Survivor Series, the most electrifying man in the world doing what he does best - putting boots to people's butts. Rock says what he does that night is just a taste of what he will do to Cena at WrestleMania. Rock goes and pretty sure he calls Cena's mom has a fat butt, but says he's back and Cena better get ready. They will team at Survivor Series - never before, never again. If ya smellllll what the Rock is cooking!
CM Punk vs Mark Henry
Before the match starts, John Laurinaitis comes out and reaffirms that if CM Punk wins this match, he will have his Title shot against Alberto Del Rio. Henry kicks Punk down and into the corner. He whips Punk back first into the turnbuckles, but Punk tries to counter a punch. Punk leaps from the top rope, but Henry catches him in midair and slams him down to the mat. Cover, but Punk kicks out. Punk hits a couple of punches, but gets tossed out onto the apron. Punk springboards in and hits the lariat. Punk goes to the top rope and leaps for the elbow. Punk goes for the cover! Henry kicks out. Alberto Del Rio walks down the ramp with Ricardo Rodriguez. Del Rio tells Ricardo to get in the ring. He cautiously does and then begins to attack Mark Henry! Ricardo then grabs a shoe and begins to hit Henry with it. The referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Mark Henry
CM Punk suicide dives out of the ring to collide with Del Rio and Ricardo. Punk slides Ricardo back into the ring as Alberto heads up the ramp. Mark Henry lifts up Ricardo and hits the World’s Strongest Slam.
Justin Roberts introduces the Muppets as the Special Guest Hosts. There is a table set up on the ramp and Kermit and Missy Piggy say their hellos. Vickie Guerrero comes out with Jack Swagger to interrupt. Vickie says that she is the original Diva. Swagger threatens to eat Kermit’s frog legs. They bicker back and forth and then Missy Piggy and Vickie launch into an excuse me chest bump exchange. Santino Marella comes out and says that Swagger shouldn’t be out here playing with the Muppets, he should be getting ready for his match. Swagger held his hand over Kermit’s mouth so that he couldn’t say anything. Miss Piggy and Kermit then give a Woo, Woo, Woo, You Know It, since Zack Ryder will be wrestling tonight. Kelly Kelly then makes her way onto the ramp to enter for her match. On the way she stops by the booth and gives Kermit a kiss. Miss Piggy does not look pleased.
Divas Battle Royal
All the Divas are in their costumes in the ring. The winner of this will face WWE Divas Champion Beth Phoenix, who is at ringside for commentary. Rosa takes an early elimination. The Bella Twins eliminate Aksana. Tamina eliminates AJ. Tamina goes over by Kaitlyn. The Bellas eliminate Kaitlyn. Kelly and Eve come over to go at it with the Bellas while Natalya and Alicia go at it. Eve moonsaults the Bellas. Kelly and Eve eliminate the Bellas. It's down to Kelly, Eve, Alicia and Natalya. They take turns slapping Natalya. Natalya clotheslines Eve but Alicia and Kelly make the save. Alicia is eliminated by Natalya. Kelly Kelly is next. Eve comes from behind and dumps Natalya to the floor for the win.
Winner: Eve Torres
After the match Beth and Natalya are ready to go after Eve. Alicia and Kelly come back in the ring to back her up. Beth and Natalya leave the ring.
In the back, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is with Beaker. He sends Beaker on an errand with a mixture to give to Santino. Beaker bumps into Christian. Christian takes the mixture and pours it out and calls him a nerd. Sheamus walks into the shot and asks if there is a problem. Christian walks away. Sheamus begins to talk with Beaker and assures him that he won’t hurt him. Sheamus fixes Beaker’s hair to match his own.
Air Boom vs Cody Rhodes & Wade Barrett
Bourne starts off against Cody and hits a series of kicks. Kofi gets the tag and tries to continue the attack. Cody reverses a whip into the corner, but Kofi kicks him in the face. Wade gets kicked off the apron and Kofi tries to springboard back into the ring. Rhodes kicks at the rope and Kofi falls to the mat. Wade gets the tag and hits a tilt-a-whirl side slam. Kofi kicks out of the cover. Wade cinches on a modified chinlock. Kofi gets a punch to the face, but kicks out of the cover. Rhodes gets the tag and punches Kofi in the gut. He begins to stomp on him in the corner until the referee pulls him off. Rhodes hits a snapmare and then goes to a side clutch. Wade gets the tag and double teams with Cody. Rhodes gets the tag back in and bounces Kofi off the ropes and punches him in the face. Kofi finally gets free and tags in Evan. Bourne hits a sequence but it looks like Wade counters into Wasteland. At the last second Bourne slides into the DDT. Cover, but Cody breaks it up. Kofi comes into the ring to go after Cody, but is thrown out of the ring. Evan goes to the top rope, but Cody causes a distraction and Wade hits Wasteland.
Winners: Cody Rhodes & Wade Barrett
Christian runs down after the match to help continue the beatdown on the tag champions. Sheamus runs down to make the save and demolishes Cody with a Brogue Kick.
Waldorf and Statler are shown providing a little commentary after the match and get into a "What" discussion.
John Laurinaitis is in his office as Punk walks in to talk. Punk demands he get his Title shot because Ricardo purposely got him disqualified to cost him the match. Laurinaitis says that if Del Rio will grant him a shot, then Punk can have his match. Punk says that those conditions seem fair.
Alberto Del Rio vs Big Show
Del Rio is immediately over powered and hit with a series of hard blows to the midsection and chest. Big Show blocks a punch and head butts Del Rio. Show hits a slap and it forces Rio to his knees. Show has Del Rio’s neck against the second and rope and uses his body for leverage to choke his opponent. Show drops Del Rio to the mat over and over again. Big Show hits a suplex, and goes for the cover. Del Rio kicks out. Show hits a splash. Show hits a knee and then throws his opponent into the corner. Del Rio counters with a kick, and then tries to work on Show’s leg to try and drop him. Del Rio jumps on his back and applies a sleeper. Show somehow survives the lengthy choke out session, and throws Del Rio to the mat. Del Rio slides out of the ring. Show follows after and connects with punches before sliding into the ring to stop the count. Del Rio is hit with a big knee against the barricade. Show slides in to break the count again. He heads back over to Del Rio and continues the attack. Del Rio gets a crucial shot to the back of Show, and then hits a step up kick. The referee begins the ten count, but Del Rio is in the ring in time to save it. Del Rio brings Show back in, and unloads with vicious kicks. Del Rio goes for the cover, but Show throws him off! Del Rio tries for a front headlock, but Show is able to slowly power his way free. Both men are on their back and the referee begins a ten count. They get to their feet and exchange blows. Show has the early advantage, but Del Rio tries for a cover. Show kicks out. Del Rio goes back to the front headlock. Show tosses Del Rio out of the ring. Del Rio is trying to work the knee of Show. Del Rio counters a choke slam, but rolling into a DDT. Cover, but Show kicks out and sends Del Rio flying out of the ring! Del Rio comes back into the ring and has Show in the corner. Del Rio runs for a high knee, but Big Show connects with his big right hand!
Winner: Big Show
After the match, CM Punk walks down to ringside and grabs a microphone. He heads back into the ring with the mic and a water bottle. Punk pours the water to wake up Del Rio, and then takes a seat. Punk says he is about to ask Del Rio a question. He puts on the Anaconda Vice and demands Del Rio give him the match, or else he won’t release. Del Rio relents and Punk announces that he said yes. Punk will now face Alberto Del Rio for the WWE Championship at Survivor Series!
In the back, we see Fozzy The Bear with Gonzo. Gonzo tells Fozzy that he could be a Champion if he tried. Vickie, Swagger, & Ziggler walk into the shot. Swagger stretches out Gonzo’s arm and then wraps them around his head. Ziggler says that if any of their friends interrupt their match later tonight, the same thing will happen to them.
Animal is the special guest bell ringer for this match.
Jack Swagger vs Santino Marella
Swagger immediately begins to punch him. Swagger then does pushups on Santino. Swagger whips him into the corner and charges for a splash. Santino blocks it with a kick and then begins to fight back with punches. Swagger knees him in the gut and follows with a punch. Swagger does some more pushups. Swagger is dropped to the mat and Santino goes for a cover. Swagger kicks out and goes straight to an ankle lock. Santino frees himself, and sees Beaker by the side of the ring. It’s the mixture from earlier. Santino takes a drink. Swagger spins him around, and Santino spits the substance in his face. Santino goes for a roll up and this match is over!
Winner: Santino Marella
Vickie stays at ringside as Ziggler's match is up next.
Dolph Ziggler vs Zack Ryder
They exchange blows and Ziggler takes the advantage. Ziggler slows the pace down and connects with punch after punch. Ziggler tries for a neckbreaker, but Zack reverses and then counters a splash. Ryder hits a missile dropkick from the second rope, and Ziggler is sent out of the ring. Ryder springboards to the outside and hits Ziggler with a crossbody!
Ziggler is in control with an arm bar. Ziggler releases and hits a jumping elbow. Ryder kicks out of the cover. Ziggler hits a neckbreaker, and then kicks up. Ziggler tries to lift up Ryder, but goes flying into the ring post. Ryder exchanges blows and then face plants him. Ryder throws him into the corner and unloads with punches. Ryder hits a running punch which drops Ziggler to the ground. Ryder hits a running boot, and goes for the cover. Ziggler kicks out.
Ziggler goes for a splash, but Ryder catches him and drops him hard for a cover. The referee counts to three, but the referee sees that Ziggler’s leg is under the rope, so he declares that the match is not over. Ryder tries to chase him around the ring, and then uses a Vickie distraction to attack Ryder. Ziggler leaps for the Zig Zag, but Ryder dodges and hits the Rough Ryder!
Winner: Zack Ryder
Michael Cole stands up on the commentators’ booth and says that his segment with Ross will not be occurring tonight because Jim Ross is not here. Ross is not here because he is having bowel troubles. He then holds up a diaper and says that Ross should have worn an adult diaper and accepted the challenge.
Statler and Waldorf are shown mocking Michael Cole.
Miss Piggy is in the back with John Morrison. She is rubbing his abs. Morrison says that he isn’t free, but he has a friend who is. Hornswoggle takes a seat and shows Miss Piggy his tattoo of her. He leans in for a kiss, and Miss Piggy is not happy. She punches him in the gut and scurries off. Kermit comes over to console Hornswoggle, but Cody Rhodes walks into the shot and places a brown paper bag over Kermit’s face.
Statler and Waldorf are shown again and they make a joke about not being able to see, mimicking Cena’s gesture.
John Cena vs The Miz
They lock up and Cena has a side headlock. He releases and hits a blow followed by a kick to the midsection. The Miz is whipped into the corner and caught with a fisherman suplex. Cena leaps for a big dropkick and goes for the cover. Miz kicks out. Cena runs towards the corner but Miz dodges and kicks him in the head. Miz stomps across his back and then mounts Cena for some punches. Miz kicks Cena in the face and goes for the cover, Cena kicks out. Miz goes for the side headlock. Cena almost powers his way through, but Miz kicks him in the gut. Cena rolls towards the corner and Miz runs hard for a splash. Miz heads to the top rope and leaps. He connects with the axe handle and goes for the cover, Cena kicks out. Miz kicks him in the back, and goes to a rear headlock. Cena finally escapes and begins his 5 moves of doom. Shoulder blocks and a side slam lead to the 5 Knuckle Shuffle. Cena looks for the AA, but gets caught in a DDT! Miz cover, but Cena kicks out. Miz goes for a kick, but Cena dodges only to be caught with Miz’s neck/back breaker combination. Miz looks for the Skull Crushing Finale, but Cena throws him into the corner and slams into him hard. Cena hits a clothesline that spins Miz inside out! Cover, but Miz kicks out. Cena heads to the top rope, but Miz follows after. Miz is looking for a superplex, but Cena fights free. Miz is thrown into the ring, and Cena leaps after with a leg drop. It connects, and Cena goes for the cover. Miz kicks out! Miz gets to his feet and hits a DDT out of nowhere. Cena kicks out, and throws Miz out of the ring. Cena follows after and throws Miz into the barricade. Cena goes over to Miz, but gets grabbed by a guy in a Scream costume. Cena punches him, and Miz tries to capitalize. Cena shrugs it off and goes for the STF. Miz taps!
Winner: John Cena
After the match the guy in the Scream costume runs into the ring. Cena lifts him up and hits the Attitude Adjustment! Cena pulls off his mask, and reveals that it is R-Truth! Cena celebrates as the show goes off the air.
WWE Raw Results
October 31st, 2011
The Rock's music begins to play and we see him on the big screen in a pre-recorded video. The Rock talks about John Cena wanting him to team up at Survivor Series. Rock says Cena represents an era and a generation, but he also represents an era and a generation. Rock says Cena asked him from the heart and he felt it. The Rock says hell no, from the heart. Hell no. The Rock says in order for he and Cena to be a tag team, he would have to slap the skin on his hand in a match. Rock says he would rather slap Cena in the mouth. Rock says Cena wants Team Bring It to team up with Cena and the Fruit Loop Troop. No, hell no, no way. Wait a minute. Rock says then he started to think about it and listen to all the tweets coming to him on Twitter from fans. Rock says Team Bring It hates The Miz and R-Truth. Rock says it's about what the people wants. And what the people want is to see The Miz and R-Truth get their jabroni butts kicked at Survivor Series. Rock says Cena's wish just came true. For one night, he and Cena will be a tag team and they will face The Miz and R-Truth at Survivor Series. Rock says Miz and Truth have become hated but they've done it from the back like cowards. Rock tells them to try and come do it to him. Rock says he knows Cena is so happy right now. Rock mocks Cena and his young fans now. Rock says there's another reason why he's doing this, besides kicking Miz and Truth's ass. Rock wants Cena to witness, at Survivor Series, the most electrifying man in the world doing what he does best - putting boots to people's butts. Rock says what he does that night is just a taste of what he will do to Cena at WrestleMania. Rock goes and pretty sure he calls Cena's mom has a fat butt, but says he's back and Cena better get ready. They will team at Survivor Series - never before, never again. If ya smellllll what the Rock is cooking!
CM Punk vs Mark Henry
Before the match starts, John Laurinaitis comes out and reaffirms that if CM Punk wins this match, he will have his Title shot against Alberto Del Rio. Henry kicks Punk down and into the corner. He whips Punk back first into the turnbuckles, but Punk tries to counter a punch. Punk leaps from the top rope, but Henry catches him in midair and slams him down to the mat. Cover, but Punk kicks out. Punk hits a couple of punches, but gets tossed out onto the apron. Punk springboards in and hits the lariat. Punk goes to the top rope and leaps for the elbow. Punk goes for the cover! Henry kicks out. Alberto Del Rio walks down the ramp with Ricardo Rodriguez. Del Rio tells Ricardo to get in the ring. He cautiously does and then begins to attack Mark Henry! Ricardo then grabs a shoe and begins to hit Henry with it. The referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Mark Henry
CM Punk suicide dives out of the ring to collide with Del Rio and Ricardo. Punk slides Ricardo back into the ring as Alberto heads up the ramp. Mark Henry lifts up Ricardo and hits the World’s Strongest Slam.
Justin Roberts introduces the Muppets as the Special Guest Hosts. There is a table set up on the ramp and Kermit and Missy Piggy say their hellos. Vickie Guerrero comes out with Jack Swagger to interrupt. Vickie says that she is the original Diva. Swagger threatens to eat Kermit’s frog legs. They bicker back and forth and then Missy Piggy and Vickie launch into an excuse me chest bump exchange. Santino Marella comes out and says that Swagger shouldn’t be out here playing with the Muppets, he should be getting ready for his match. Swagger held his hand over Kermit’s mouth so that he couldn’t say anything. Miss Piggy and Kermit then give a Woo, Woo, Woo, You Know It, since Zack Ryder will be wrestling tonight. Kelly Kelly then makes her way onto the ramp to enter for her match. On the way she stops by the booth and gives Kermit a kiss. Miss Piggy does not look pleased.
Divas Battle Royal
All the Divas are in their costumes in the ring. The winner of this will face WWE Divas Champion Beth Phoenix, who is at ringside for commentary. Rosa takes an early elimination. The Bella Twins eliminate Aksana. Tamina eliminates AJ. Tamina goes over by Kaitlyn. The Bellas eliminate Kaitlyn. Kelly and Eve come over to go at it with the Bellas while Natalya and Alicia go at it. Eve moonsaults the Bellas. Kelly and Eve eliminate the Bellas. It's down to Kelly, Eve, Alicia and Natalya. They take turns slapping Natalya. Natalya clotheslines Eve but Alicia and Kelly make the save. Alicia is eliminated by Natalya. Kelly Kelly is next. Eve comes from behind and dumps Natalya to the floor for the win.
Winner: Eve Torres
After the match Beth and Natalya are ready to go after Eve. Alicia and Kelly come back in the ring to back her up. Beth and Natalya leave the ring.
In the back, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is with Beaker. He sends Beaker on an errand with a mixture to give to Santino. Beaker bumps into Christian. Christian takes the mixture and pours it out and calls him a nerd. Sheamus walks into the shot and asks if there is a problem. Christian walks away. Sheamus begins to talk with Beaker and assures him that he won’t hurt him. Sheamus fixes Beaker’s hair to match his own.
Air Boom vs Cody Rhodes & Wade Barrett
Bourne starts off against Cody and hits a series of kicks. Kofi gets the tag and tries to continue the attack. Cody reverses a whip into the corner, but Kofi kicks him in the face. Wade gets kicked off the apron and Kofi tries to springboard back into the ring. Rhodes kicks at the rope and Kofi falls to the mat. Wade gets the tag and hits a tilt-a-whirl side slam. Kofi kicks out of the cover. Wade cinches on a modified chinlock. Kofi gets a punch to the face, but kicks out of the cover. Rhodes gets the tag and punches Kofi in the gut. He begins to stomp on him in the corner until the referee pulls him off. Rhodes hits a snapmare and then goes to a side clutch. Wade gets the tag and double teams with Cody. Rhodes gets the tag back in and bounces Kofi off the ropes and punches him in the face. Kofi finally gets free and tags in Evan. Bourne hits a sequence but it looks like Wade counters into Wasteland. At the last second Bourne slides into the DDT. Cover, but Cody breaks it up. Kofi comes into the ring to go after Cody, but is thrown out of the ring. Evan goes to the top rope, but Cody causes a distraction and Wade hits Wasteland.
Winners: Cody Rhodes & Wade Barrett
Christian runs down after the match to help continue the beatdown on the tag champions. Sheamus runs down to make the save and demolishes Cody with a Brogue Kick.
Waldorf and Statler are shown providing a little commentary after the match and get into a "What" discussion.
John Laurinaitis is in his office as Punk walks in to talk. Punk demands he get his Title shot because Ricardo purposely got him disqualified to cost him the match. Laurinaitis says that if Del Rio will grant him a shot, then Punk can have his match. Punk says that those conditions seem fair.
Alberto Del Rio vs Big Show
Del Rio is immediately over powered and hit with a series of hard blows to the midsection and chest. Big Show blocks a punch and head butts Del Rio. Show hits a slap and it forces Rio to his knees. Show has Del Rio’s neck against the second and rope and uses his body for leverage to choke his opponent. Show drops Del Rio to the mat over and over again. Big Show hits a suplex, and goes for the cover. Del Rio kicks out. Show hits a splash. Show hits a knee and then throws his opponent into the corner. Del Rio counters with a kick, and then tries to work on Show’s leg to try and drop him. Del Rio jumps on his back and applies a sleeper. Show somehow survives the lengthy choke out session, and throws Del Rio to the mat. Del Rio slides out of the ring. Show follows after and connects with punches before sliding into the ring to stop the count. Del Rio is hit with a big knee against the barricade. Show slides in to break the count again. He heads back over to Del Rio and continues the attack. Del Rio gets a crucial shot to the back of Show, and then hits a step up kick. The referee begins the ten count, but Del Rio is in the ring in time to save it. Del Rio brings Show back in, and unloads with vicious kicks. Del Rio goes for the cover, but Show throws him off! Del Rio tries for a front headlock, but Show is able to slowly power his way free. Both men are on their back and the referee begins a ten count. They get to their feet and exchange blows. Show has the early advantage, but Del Rio tries for a cover. Show kicks out. Del Rio goes back to the front headlock. Show tosses Del Rio out of the ring. Del Rio is trying to work the knee of Show. Del Rio counters a choke slam, but rolling into a DDT. Cover, but Show kicks out and sends Del Rio flying out of the ring! Del Rio comes back into the ring and has Show in the corner. Del Rio runs for a high knee, but Big Show connects with his big right hand!
Winner: Big Show
After the match, CM Punk walks down to ringside and grabs a microphone. He heads back into the ring with the mic and a water bottle. Punk pours the water to wake up Del Rio, and then takes a seat. Punk says he is about to ask Del Rio a question. He puts on the Anaconda Vice and demands Del Rio give him the match, or else he won’t release. Del Rio relents and Punk announces that he said yes. Punk will now face Alberto Del Rio for the WWE Championship at Survivor Series!
In the back, we see Fozzy The Bear with Gonzo. Gonzo tells Fozzy that he could be a Champion if he tried. Vickie, Swagger, & Ziggler walk into the shot. Swagger stretches out Gonzo’s arm and then wraps them around his head. Ziggler says that if any of their friends interrupt their match later tonight, the same thing will happen to them.
Animal is the special guest bell ringer for this match.
Jack Swagger vs Santino Marella
Swagger immediately begins to punch him. Swagger then does pushups on Santino. Swagger whips him into the corner and charges for a splash. Santino blocks it with a kick and then begins to fight back with punches. Swagger knees him in the gut and follows with a punch. Swagger does some more pushups. Swagger is dropped to the mat and Santino goes for a cover. Swagger kicks out and goes straight to an ankle lock. Santino frees himself, and sees Beaker by the side of the ring. It’s the mixture from earlier. Santino takes a drink. Swagger spins him around, and Santino spits the substance in his face. Santino goes for a roll up and this match is over!
Winner: Santino Marella
Vickie stays at ringside as Ziggler's match is up next.
Dolph Ziggler vs Zack Ryder
They exchange blows and Ziggler takes the advantage. Ziggler slows the pace down and connects with punch after punch. Ziggler tries for a neckbreaker, but Zack reverses and then counters a splash. Ryder hits a missile dropkick from the second rope, and Ziggler is sent out of the ring. Ryder springboards to the outside and hits Ziggler with a crossbody!
Ziggler is in control with an arm bar. Ziggler releases and hits a jumping elbow. Ryder kicks out of the cover. Ziggler hits a neckbreaker, and then kicks up. Ziggler tries to lift up Ryder, but goes flying into the ring post. Ryder exchanges blows and then face plants him. Ryder throws him into the corner and unloads with punches. Ryder hits a running punch which drops Ziggler to the ground. Ryder hits a running boot, and goes for the cover. Ziggler kicks out.
Ziggler goes for a splash, but Ryder catches him and drops him hard for a cover. The referee counts to three, but the referee sees that Ziggler’s leg is under the rope, so he declares that the match is not over. Ryder tries to chase him around the ring, and then uses a Vickie distraction to attack Ryder. Ziggler leaps for the Zig Zag, but Ryder dodges and hits the Rough Ryder!
Winner: Zack Ryder
Michael Cole stands up on the commentators’ booth and says that his segment with Ross will not be occurring tonight because Jim Ross is not here. Ross is not here because he is having bowel troubles. He then holds up a diaper and says that Ross should have worn an adult diaper and accepted the challenge.
Statler and Waldorf are shown mocking Michael Cole.
Miss Piggy is in the back with John Morrison. She is rubbing his abs. Morrison says that he isn’t free, but he has a friend who is. Hornswoggle takes a seat and shows Miss Piggy his tattoo of her. He leans in for a kiss, and Miss Piggy is not happy. She punches him in the gut and scurries off. Kermit comes over to console Hornswoggle, but Cody Rhodes walks into the shot and places a brown paper bag over Kermit’s face.
Statler and Waldorf are shown again and they make a joke about not being able to see, mimicking Cena’s gesture.
John Cena vs The Miz
They lock up and Cena has a side headlock. He releases and hits a blow followed by a kick to the midsection. The Miz is whipped into the corner and caught with a fisherman suplex. Cena leaps for a big dropkick and goes for the cover. Miz kicks out. Cena runs towards the corner but Miz dodges and kicks him in the head. Miz stomps across his back and then mounts Cena for some punches. Miz kicks Cena in the face and goes for the cover, Cena kicks out. Miz goes for the side headlock. Cena almost powers his way through, but Miz kicks him in the gut. Cena rolls towards the corner and Miz runs hard for a splash. Miz heads to the top rope and leaps. He connects with the axe handle and goes for the cover, Cena kicks out. Miz kicks him in the back, and goes to a rear headlock. Cena finally escapes and begins his 5 moves of doom. Shoulder blocks and a side slam lead to the 5 Knuckle Shuffle. Cena looks for the AA, but gets caught in a DDT! Miz cover, but Cena kicks out. Miz goes for a kick, but Cena dodges only to be caught with Miz’s neck/back breaker combination. Miz looks for the Skull Crushing Finale, but Cena throws him into the corner and slams into him hard. Cena hits a clothesline that spins Miz inside out! Cover, but Miz kicks out. Cena heads to the top rope, but Miz follows after. Miz is looking for a superplex, but Cena fights free. Miz is thrown into the ring, and Cena leaps after with a leg drop. It connects, and Cena goes for the cover. Miz kicks out! Miz gets to his feet and hits a DDT out of nowhere. Cena kicks out, and throws Miz out of the ring. Cena follows after and throws Miz into the barricade. Cena goes over to Miz, but gets grabbed by a guy in a Scream costume. Cena punches him, and Miz tries to capitalize. Cena shrugs it off and goes for the STF. Miz taps!
Winner: John Cena
After the match the guy in the Scream costume runs into the ring. Cena lifts him up and hits the Attitude Adjustment! Cena pulls off his mask, and reveals that it is R-Truth! Cena celebrates as the show goes off the air.
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