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Possible Wedding Gifts For Ben Roethlisberger And His Confused New Fiancé
Ben Roethlisberger is getting married…. to a woman…. who explicitly used the word “yes.”
Since the happy couple has yet to register for the upcoming nuptials, we thought it would be helpful to take a look at possible presents to help the Roethlisbergers begin their new life together. Finding a gift that effectively says “Your Parents Must Not Watch the News” became a lot harder when Wal-Mart closed down their poor decisions aisle.
A Giant, Pink “I’m Sorry” Diamond - Kobe Bryant established that oversized jewelry is the only acceptable way to apologize to your wife after being implicated in a sexual assault investigation. Giving Big Ben three carats to keep handy “just in case,” would be a thoughtful way to say “I’ve got your back, buddy.”
A Gift Card to a Local Law Firm – You never know if they’ll actually use one from Applebee’s or Home Depot. Better play it safe.
The Internet - Clearly this young woman didn’t have access to it last August.
Cash – If there’s no NFL season, Roethlisberger may need the money. $113 million doesn’t stretch as far as it used to.
Pittsburgh Pirates Tickets - Spending a quiet day alone in an empty ballpark could be very romantic. Why not give them the gift of peace and quiet?
Possible Wedding Gifts For Ben Roethlisberger And His Confused New Fiancé
Ben Roethlisberger is getting married…. to a woman…. who explicitly used the word “yes.”
Since the happy couple has yet to register for the upcoming nuptials, we thought it would be helpful to take a look at possible presents to help the Roethlisbergers begin their new life together. Finding a gift that effectively says “Your Parents Must Not Watch the News” became a lot harder when Wal-Mart closed down their poor decisions aisle.
A Giant, Pink “I’m Sorry” Diamond - Kobe Bryant established that oversized jewelry is the only acceptable way to apologize to your wife after being implicated in a sexual assault investigation. Giving Big Ben three carats to keep handy “just in case,” would be a thoughtful way to say “I’ve got your back, buddy.”
A Gift Card to a Local Law Firm – You never know if they’ll actually use one from Applebee’s or Home Depot. Better play it safe.
The Internet - Clearly this young woman didn’t have access to it last August.
Cash – If there’s no NFL season, Roethlisberger may need the money. $113 million doesn’t stretch as far as it used to.
Pittsburgh Pirates Tickets - Spending a quiet day alone in an empty ballpark could be very romantic. Why not give them the gift of peace and quiet?
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