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    Q. What do you give the blonde who has everything?
    A. Penicillin.



    Q. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
    A. Branch manager.



    <SMALL>Q. What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
    A. Data transfer.
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    <SMALL>Q. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?
    A. She needed them for the darkroom she was building.
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    Q. How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer?
    A. There's cheese in front of the mouse.
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    Q. What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
    A. "Is it mine?"

    Q. What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?
    A. Frosted flakes.


    Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
    A. Gifted.


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    Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

    I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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