Dumb Blonde Riddles & One Liners

[thebighurt035]

Q. What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A. Penicillin.


Q. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A. Branch manager.


<SMALL>Q. What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
A. Data transfer.</SMALL>
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<SMALL>Q. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?
A. She needed them for the darkroom she was building.</SMALL>
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Q. How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer?
A. There's cheese in front of the mouse.

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Q. What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A. "Is it mine?"

Q. What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted flakes.

Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A. Gifted.

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[key2win]