As some of you are aware, USPS has lost my Albert Pujols 1/1 Printing Plate, and I'm very upset over it!
Therefore, I've decided to take these actions:
1) I've decided all future cards will be shipped via carrier pigeon. Originally I thought of bringing back the Pony Express, but quite frankly, horses terrify me.
I was probably the only kid that Mr. Ed made cry.
2) I've asked the Reverend Jesse Jackson to negotiate with the USPS for the release of my Pujols printing plate. Dennis Rodman might be the hip choice but he's just too freaky and scares me a little bit.
So, if you see a pigeon circling your mailbox or Mr. Jackson stepping down off a plane with a weary look on his face, it's all because of me!
Therefore, I've decided to take these actions:
1) I've decided all future cards will be shipped via carrier pigeon. Originally I thought of bringing back the Pony Express, but quite frankly, horses terrify me.
I was probably the only kid that Mr. Ed made cry.
2) I've asked the Reverend Jesse Jackson to negotiate with the USPS for the release of my Pujols printing plate. Dennis Rodman might be the hip choice but he's just too freaky and scares me a little bit.
So, if you see a pigeon circling your mailbox or Mr. Jackson stepping down off a plane with a weary look on his face, it's all because of me!
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