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    ...You've ever used a bathtub as a punch bowl.

    ...You broke a toe when you dropped your belt buckle on it.

    ...You've ever worn flip-flops to a funeral home.

    ...You have visitation rights to a dog.

    ...You continue to show your cleavage years after anyone wants to see it.

    ...You can't remember where your lawn mower is.

    ...You've ever flirted over a drive-thru window speaker.

    ...You've ever picked birdshot out of your fried chicken.

    ...You've ever told a bill collector you were dead.

    ...You named each of your children after the car they were conceived in.

    ...Your voice changed while you were in the second grade

    Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

    I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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      ...your father walks you to the fifth grade, because you are both in the same class....
      Randy
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        Originally posted by ranbethscards View Post
        ...your father walks you to the fifth grade, because you are both in the same class....

        Still collecting Frank Thomas in any uni and HoFer G/U & Auto's.

        I do not trade nor buy at "eBay values", unless a card is so rare that it is unlisted.

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